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*~*~*~*~*~*~ Silly Quotez ~*~*~*~*~~*~*

*"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.".

*"They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?."

*"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"

*"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."

*"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."

*"The entire world's a stage; I didn't get cast!"

*"For you are crunchy And taste good with ketchup."

*"Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS"

*" I can see clearly now, the brain is gone..."

*"Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!"

*"Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny."



"HOPE THIS MADE U SMILE." ;)

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