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No name toilet paper

  Author:  50434  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/14/2004 7:58:00 PM)
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A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. "Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?" "Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is as soft as a baby's kiss. It's $1.50 per roll." He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll." Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll." "Give me the No Name," she says.She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, "Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne.""Why?" he asks. "Because it's ROUGH, it's TOUGH and it DONT TAKE POO off anybody!"

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Date: 7/14/2004 8:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 62570    LOL!!!! Thats funny!!!  
Date: 7/14/2004 8:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 36994    hehe, it reminded me of an incident when my mom had me pick up some toilet paper on sale, and I was scanning up and down at the different brands, but no angel soft. In the end, I had to take a rain check  
Date: 7/14/2004 9:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 62779    lmao...  
Date: 7/14/2004 10:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 51026    oww..she probably had a sore behind for awhile lol -BlackIllusion-  
Date: 7/15/2004 7:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 49536    Thats Funny! **GuitarPic**  
Date: 7/20/2004 7:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    *Giggles* that is funny...(",).  

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