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10 CRAZY, annoying, Stupid, weird things to do- Pyrogirl13

  Author:  61013  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/10/2004 8:34:00 AM)
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1. Go into a crowded mall, lie on the ground, and sizzle like bacon! And while your at it, make sizzling noises too.



2. Walk around with headphones on and when you are near people pretend you are talking to aliens from your home planet, Neptune.



3. In supermarkets, when they make those announcemnts over the loud speaker, get a scared look on your face and cry, "The voices! The voices! Do you hear them? They call to me! TAKE ME AWAY!!!"



4. In a crowded mall, sit with your friends on the floor and play jenga.



5. In any public place (crowded is best) sit on the floor, close your eyes and meditate. (ommm and all)



6.Go up to a random person in the mall and say, "OH MY GOD, Sally Perkins!!! How are you darling? I have not seen you in forever? How's the baby? Are you pregnant again? Twins? Wow, you were always a little bit hasty with the men." (in a southern accent)



7. In a amusment park, speak jibberish and get upset when they don't understand you.



8. Hide behind a garbage can in the mall and jump out to scare people walking by...this is fun.



9. Wear sunglasses and walk up to some random person say, " Don't be scared, I talked to Williams last night. You are going to live, just sign your soul and you will live."



10. Play Crucible. Ex:



YOU: (pointing at nothing) There she is!! Its Mary Warren! She pinches me (grab your arm and scream) she hurts me. She hits me. I see her and a black figure. She makes me laugh at prayer (laugh uncontrollably) She wishes me to sign her black book! I'm scared. She hurts me. (Bite your hand) She bites me. (Show your bite mark to people walking by.)



-I'm not responsible for anything that may happen to you if you do these

<3Keri.

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Date: 7/10/2004 8:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 3835    I have to know if you would do any of these??  
Date: 7/10/2004 8:38:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    yeah I would LOL.. but I'm just weird like that   
Date: 7/10/2004 9:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 3835    Lol (-:  
Date: 7/10/2004 9:15:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    LOL <hugs> Love, Keri  
Date: 7/10/2004 9:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 29928    Keri...QUICK..lock all the doors..close the curtians...HURRY...before the men in the lil white jackets get to you!!!! LOL HUGS,  
Date: 7/10/2004 9:38:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    lol Pammie <hugs> Love, Keri  
Date: 7/10/2004 9:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 3836    lol. hehe  
Date: 7/10/2004 10:06:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    lol m & m its been awhile since you have been round here huh?  
Date: 7/10/2004 12:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 49091    ROTFLMAO!!! My friends n I were in an elevator and my friend had thise like HUGE purse and she opened it stuck her head in it and started to run in small circles, and run into ppl in the elevator, screaming YOU CANT SEE ME!! We all tried soooooooo hard to keep a straight face and act "scared" but as soon as they got off, we all broke into laughter!!! LMAO it was great!!  
Date: 7/10/2004 2:10:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    lol Sarah that is funny <hugs> Love, Keri  
Date: 7/10/2004 3:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 53157    lol  
Date: 7/10/2004 3:56:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    hehe.  
Date: 7/10/2004 8:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 62249    dig a hold in your front yard, dress in combat fatiuges, and pretend your talking to god on a 2 way radio. That will get some attention. - MC Bacon  
Date: 7/10/2004 8:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 62249    or.. handcugg yourself to a public bench, and whenever someoen walks by scream at them in a panicy voice, "GO GET HELP! GO GET HELP!" - MC Bacon  
Date: 7/10/2004 8:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 62249    (dont mind my gruesome misspellings, it's late. - MC Bacon)  
Date: 7/10/2004 8:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    LOL those would get attention. <hugs> Love, Keri  
Date: 7/10/2004 8:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 62599    LOL EXCELLENT........the ideas are flowing now.......wheres that jenga set?  
Date: 7/10/2004 8:24:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    its ok... LOL My fingers are dyslexic too.. LOL  
Date: 7/10/2004 8:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    LOL autopilot.  
Date: 7/10/2004 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 62599    carve a little figurine out of cheese, go to a public place, place it on the floor and begin to worship. Works best with a group of friends. If anybody asks (which theyd better) yell ''DO NOT DISTURB THE GODS!'' and begin to get angry. Rock on.  
Date: 7/10/2004 8:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    LOL autopilot.. ROCK ON!!! <hugs> Love, Keri  

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