A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing so he took her with him. "I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!" "Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said. The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait!"
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A farmer had so many children, he ran out of names, so he started naming his kids after something around the farm.
The first day of school began, and the teacher asked each child their name. When he got to one of the farmer's sons, the boy replied,
"Wagon Wheel."
The teacher said, "I need your REAL name, son," to which he boy replied, "It's Wagon Wheel, sir...Really."
The teacher, in a huff, said, "All right young man, march yourself right down to the principal's office THIS minute !!!!"
The boy got out of his chair, turned to his sister, and said, "C'mon, 'Chicken Crap,' he ain't gonna believe you, either."
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