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HUGE Beetles! HUGE!!! ~*Got Bubbles?*~

  Author:  49091  Category:(Discussion) Created:(6/14/2004 11:31:00 PM)
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Hey everyone....well here in AZ we get this HUGE beetles called Palo Verde Beetles and they are about 3 times the size of a BIG cock roach....they are all black, have long intennas (sp?) and can FLY! OMG! They are awful!!! And they are HUGE!!!

Well normally they dont swarm us till it rains and I've been thanking god it hasnt raied yet...but I have some bad news...THERE'S ONE ON MY WALL OUTSIDE!!! I can't let the dogs out cause this thing is on my wall!!!

Someone help me!! How do I get rid of these things?! I wont even go by DEAD ones! Cock roach spray doesnt do a dran thing, spraying them only makes em mad, we turn the lights off so they latch onto our steel doors instead of the walls....We out out bug lights and it doenst work for them...they are like Terminator Bugs!! Not distructable! LOL You step on them and they get up and crawl away!! Like they have a shell made of steel!!!

THEY ARE GOING TO EAT ME!

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Date: 6/14/2004 11:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 62744    They are huge beetles. I saw em' when I was out in Tuscon and hiking across Skull Valley... I don't how you get rid of em. *Shrug* -Damon
Date: 6/14/2004 11:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 62146    it can be alot of fun qwuseing them. just get some hard shoes and somthing to hit them with............or if u want to do thing the budhust way. get some fan or hair dryer and hold it at them so you can blow them out the house. they will not get hurt...or so I think but either way it will be funny to watch sorry I can not think of anything else exsept picking them up with newspaper and putting them outsid.  
Date: 6/14/2004 11:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 49091    LMAO CF!! I live in Tucson, so I see em a LOT! LOL  
Date: 6/14/2004 11:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 62265    Eeeeww ewewewewew!! Gross! I hate bugs! Saturday we went up to Silver City and there were HUGE crickets everywhere OMG you couldn't even see the road and it looked like it was moving! Okay, here's what to do, stack up on food and barricade you windows and doors and then, have a hole where you can shoot them with a sniper! But make sure you have a cork or something to plug the hole up when you sleep! OMG I am SCARED for you LOL! Big, ucky bugs!! Uck! ~Cassie~  
Date: 6/15/2004 12:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 62744    I saw em' in Mesa, then I saw em' in Tuscon. Then for a while hiking north out of Tuscon we didn't see em' for a while. Then when we got back around San Manuel and Oracle, they found us again. They're those kind of beetles that when you step on em, it sounds like an egg hitting the ground, and splatting. Take care. -Damon
Date: 6/15/2004 12:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 62265    Okay I just looked the icky bug up and the picture looks grooooosssssss! *Whines* Man I FEEL for you I REALLY do!  
Date: 6/15/2004 1:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 53634    euch...... that thing sounds so big you should be charging it rent! ..... my sugestion ...... move out! Let him have the place. I wouldn't question him being there if it were my place. Biggest and ugliest wins on this occasio. **spacegirl**  
Date: 6/15/2004 1:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 10722    I wonder how far they would squirt if you stomped on one.   
Date: 6/15/2004 3:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 44321    BLAHHH , I just looked up a picture and that is nasty ,I made this face automatically when I saw the pic > ...LOL  
Date: 6/15/2004 5:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    Oh, sorry, Got Bubbles. They sound really nasty...hugs...  
Date: 6/15/2004 5:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 19869    my god.. lol they look mean!! looked them up and apparently they're really hard to get rid of! i'd either use rather strong bleach to burn them back to hell or fast drying superglue to stick them where they stand, they will never move again!! or just go for them with the bvaseball bat. they are supposedly nocturnal and only start flying about at dusk and through the night.. take advantage of their sleep through the day and kill them all!!   
Date: 6/15/2004 9:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 34912    They'll only eat you if you don't eat them first. Mix them with Chex or buttered popcorn. You can have a fresh party mic made from a swarm. You can use a straw, you just simply naw. You may a need a knife, or maybe a saw. Freeze them perhaps, and then let them thaw. You can use them for brew or make a big stew. You might need a lot, you might need a few. There's so much to try, so much you can do. Just be sure to eat them before they eat you!  
Date: 6/15/2004 10:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 50499    LOL!  
Date: 6/15/2004 3:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 49091    LOL I like Evils idea!!! BLECH the HECK out of them!!!!! LOL Thanx guys!!  

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