Ok, everyone... I am tired of reading all these bummer posts. We have lost so many people lately both here and there and I tell you, I have had my share of downer moments.... I know they wouldn't want us to be down and bummed and crying and saying, "Wo, is me"... So, I decided we need to have a post of funny stories that will tickle your gizzards and I think we should dedicate them to those we have loved and lost. I need to add this is by no means showing disrespect for anyone that has passed. We just need to laugh and smile again. They would want that.
Well, I'm going out and looking for the first one and I'm dedicating it to Frankenstein. He always liked a good funny story. Here's to you Frank!
OH MY GOODNESS!!!!
I went out on the internet and did a search for Frankenstein jokes and look what I came back with! He must want us to laugh too! I remember when he posted this! Still makes me crack up! I was a newbie here and didn't know what to think when I read his idea! lol!
Let's Play A Joke On Regis! LOL! (I'm as serious as a heart attack!)
**Frankenstein
Created: 5/13/2002
The scheme I have in mind here could end up getting USM some media attention so don't be surprised if it happens! If I can convince everyone to participate in this, it will be the best practical joke I have ever played. Here's the deal. I want each and every member of this site to mail Regis a peanut butter sandwich. Don't include a note or anything. When the envelope is opened, all that will be found is a simple peanut butter sandwich with no explanation whatsoever. I decided on that since peanut butter and bread are both so inexpensive and they are lightweight so that will keep our postage expense down. Another reason I picked it is because it's just funny for some reason. I can hear him now on The Tonight Show screaming,"...AND THERE WERE ALL OF THESE PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES! I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY MIND!" LMAO! I meant what I said in the title of this post. This is something that I really want to do and I'm as serious as a heart attack. I sincerely hope that everyone will participate in my little stunt and I urge you to do it as soon as possible. This could end up being absolutely hilarious! Please mail your sandwich to the following address: Regis Philbin, c/o ABC, Inc., 500 S. Buena Vista Street, Burbank, CA 91521-4551. Please keep in mind that for this to work, we need for everybody to participate. LOL! :o
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