Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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Mary and Betty were friends that worked in the same office. At lunch, Betty confided to her co-worker that she had an awful fight with her husband the night before. "What was it about?" asked Mary. "He was going through the dresser, looking for something, and found my birth control pills." "Well what is the problem with that?" "He had a vasectomy two years ago!"
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Mary was married to a male chauvinist. They both worked fulltime, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework. One day Charley, her husband, read a magazine article that suggested working wives would be more romantically inclined if they weren't so tired from having to do all the housework, in addition to holding down a full-time job. So one evening, he declared to do her work. When Mary arrived home from work she was surprised to find the children bathed, a load of wash in the washing machine and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove and a beautifully set table, complete with flowers. She was astonished and wanted to know immediately what was going on. Upon asking, Charley told about the magazine article. The next day, she couldn't wait to tell her girlfriends at the office. "How did it work out?" they asked. Mary said, "Charley even cleaned up, helped the kids with their homework, folded the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed my evening." "But what about afterward?" her friends wanted to know. "It didn't work out," Mary said. "Charley was too tired."
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