lots of quotes (this may be a little long)~Pyrogirl 13

-A television may insult you intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. -Getting out of Jury duty is easy. The trick is to say your prejudiced against the human race. -Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. -The trick to flying is throwing your self at the floor and missing -Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. -In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take prozac to make it better. -Its better to keep your mouth shut and look like a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. -stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere! -The faulty interface lies between the chair and the key board. -My mind works like lightning... one vrilliant flash and it's gone. -I know karate, kung fu, and 50 other dangerous words. -I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well. -Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand ath the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. - If you can read this, you've just wasted your time reading this sentence. If you can read this, you've just wasted your time reading this sentence twice. -Never use the words 'Evil Diabolical plan' on your resume. -Due to the confusion from too many genres of music, we have decided to put both country music and rap music into the genre of crap music. -Accidents dont just happen. They must be carelessly planned. -Odd objects attract fire-never creep up behind one. -You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back. - 831- 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning, I love you -Yesterday is history, tommorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that is why we call it the present! -listen closly to your enemies, they tell you your faults. -ociffer, I swear to drunk i'm not god -sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them -Don't Cry over anyone that wont cry over you No officer there's no blood in my alcohol system! -You know you're in love when the hardest thing to say is good bye. -I'm not suppose to love you, I'm not suppose to care, I'm not suppose to live my life wishing you were here, I'm not suppose to wonder where you are or what you're doing, I'm sorry i can't help myself, I'm in love with you. -the shortest word for me is I the sweetest word for me is Love the one for me is You. -If you dont stand for something you will fall for everything. -i've always got something to say, you dont like it stay out of my way!!! - Don't follow my footsteps........ I walk into walls. -If it looks like a duck, smells like a duck, and quacks liek a duck, then it isn't a dog. - If tylenal, duck tape, and a bandaid can't fix it you got a serious problem. -In a world full of pollution, profanity, teenagers, stupid people and pms, why the heck do people tell me to have a good good? -WE dont really have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.

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