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I'm in need of a good joke right now....

  Author:  49719  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/5/2004 11:20:00 PM)
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Well gosh guys, it's been awhile since I've been on here and it would do me some good to hear a few jokes from my old USM mates! How about it? Here's one for you: What's green and has red wheels? . . . . . . . GRASS! Just kiddin' about the wheels!

How about this one....Guess what I saw. . . . . WOOD!

Guess what I herd. (Notice the spelling there...) . . . . . . SHEEP!

Muahaha I'm good ;) So how about it guys? Lay a few good ones on me, but make sure they're clean and you put the answer down too! (Don't leave me hangin!;)

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Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
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Date: 6/5/2004 11:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 38601    why didn't the skeleton cross the road?......cuz he didn't have the guts!  
Date: 6/5/2004 11:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 49091    Aight I got a realyl good one for you...but its long :-(  
Date: 6/5/2004 11:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 49091    ~*10 Commandments of a Teenager*~
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait?)

2. Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol last longer)

3. Thou shall not steel from K-mart. (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)

5. Thou shall not steel from thy parents. (Every-1 knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get in fights. (Just start them)

7. Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex. (As nike sayz just do it)

10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (Just leave them in the middle)
  
Date: 6/5/2004 11:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 49091    whoa reply jump!  
Date: 6/6/2004 1:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 62752    lol roxie i heard that one on a diney game toontown lol ~*KristenKay*~  
Date: 6/6/2004 1:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 62752    why did the chicken cross the road? i dont know thats why im asking u..lol ~*KristenKay*~  
Date: 6/6/2004 4:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 31515    You wanna hear some OUTSTANDINGLY GREAT JOKES!!!!! Read anything by a USMer that goes by "Wooden Nickel". He will have you laughing all the way to the bank. (Get it nickel=bank....Ha! Sometimes I amaze myself).....lol Queen B.  
Date: 6/6/2004 12:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    OMG OMG LOLOL @ saw WOOD herd SHEEP hahaha  
Date: 4/14/2005 1:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    OMG! ROTFLMBO! The jokes in the comments were hilarious, especially about the teenagers by Got Bubbles. Super funny!  

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