the famous speaker who no on had heeard of said: ladies and jellyspoons, hobos and tramps. Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants, I stand before you to sit behind you To tell you something i know nothing about, Next Thursday, which is good Friday, There is a mother's day meeting for fathers only; Wear your best clothes if you haven't any. Please come if you can't; if you can, stay at home. ADmission is free, pay at the door; pull up a chair and sit on the floor. It makes no difference where you sit, The man in the Gallery is sure to spit. The show is over, but before you go, Let me tell you a story i dont really know. One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. (the blind man went to see fair play; the mut man went to shout "hooray!") Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noice, And came and killed the two dead boys. A paralyzed donkey passing by Kicked the blind man in the eye; knocked him through a nine-ince wall, into a dry ditch and drowned them all. if you don't believe this lie is true, Ask the blind man; he saw it too, Through a knothole in a wooden brick wall. And the man with no legs walked away...
I didn't write this but i dont know who wrote this..
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It is a funny poem.Thanks for sharing it with us.~Don aka 
