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Someone Screaming: "Coco y Piña!" At Fidel Castro's Speech In Cuba ~~PRS~~

  Author:  50249  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/3/2004 7:58:00 AM)
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Fidel Castro was addressing his people in Cuba with a dictator's tone of voice: "We will banish all Americans out of this island, from Guantánamo's Base!"

People will cheerfully scream: "Viva Fidel!" "Long live Fidel!"

Fidel Castro would continue: "I promise I will get rid of Capitalism and bring back Comunism which is best for all!"

Cubans said: "Fidel!, Fidel!, Fidel!!!" "Long live communism".

But amidst the crowd there was a man selling ice cream, 2 flavors, and he will cry out loud: "Coco y piña!" (Coco y Piña means "coconut and pineapple" , the flavors that he had).

The ice cream seller would keep saying: "Coco y piña" "Coco y piña".

Fidel was getting annoyed by this situation since he couldn't concentrate on his speech because he was getting interrupted by this ice cream seller shouting: "Coco y piña" "Coconut and pineapple".

So Fidel said: "Who is shouting "Coco y piña?" Whoever is, please STOP IT! It is driving me crazy and I can't give my speech like this."

But the man kept on shouting "Coco y piña" to sell his ice creams, which drove Fidel to say this:

"I don't know who dares to keep crying out loud "Coco y piña", but if I ever catch you, or spot you through the crowd calling once more "Coco y piña", I will kick your butt so hard that I will send you straight off to the state of Florida."

And so then, all the Cubans that at first were cheering: "Fidel!" "Viva Fidel!" and "Long live communism!", started ALL at once shouting: "Coco y piña!" "Coco y piña!" "Coco y piña!"

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Date: 6/3/2004 8:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 27534    Haha......well done author...a great chuckle.  
Date: 6/3/2004 8:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 62675    That was funny! -Sunni818  
Date: 6/3/2004 8:30:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 50249    Thanks Wise and Sunni818 for reading and replying. I am so glad that you enjoyed the laugh at this joke. ;o)  
Date: 6/3/2004 10:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao. too funny,lol.   
Date: 6/3/2004 10:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 10245    LOL   
Date: 6/3/2004 10:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 19092    LOL, good one!!  
Date: 6/3/2004 11:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 14314    LOLOLOL!!!!  
Date: 6/3/2004 1:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 53284    LOL!  
Date: 6/3/2004 3:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 50499    LOL!!  

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