Do you know your comedians? ~*~Fiona Joy~*~

Do you know your comedians? Below are some quotes from various famous comedians. All you have to do is name the comedian that the quote goes with. Good Luck!! ~*~Fiona Joy~*~

1. "If the shoe fits, buy another just like it."

2. "I was born with a club foot. Had to wear orthopedic shoes with a heel this thick on one side and a brace, so I used to walk with a limp. Thank God I lived in the ghetto, because the people who didn't know me thought I was cool, "Hey man, check out this brother's walk, he must be in a gang or something."

3. "I had a heart attack. Your heart get mad "Think about dying now, ain't you? You didn't think about it when you was eating that pork."

4. "I've been sort of crabby lately. It's that time of the month again--the rent' due."

5. "The cheapest thing my mother ever bought was the peanut butter with the jelly inside. Peanut butter with jelly in the same jar, how low can you go? It's like buying a shoe with a sock sewn inside."