Questions to ask yourself daily....~Super Princess~

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out of them?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt."

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

5. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

8. If Wile E Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap why didn't he just buy dinner?

9. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

10. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

11. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

12. Stop singing and read on............

13. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

14. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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