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The Company or a Friends vehicle...Pyriel

  Author:  49689  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/27/2004 4:17:00 PM)
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When you are assigned a company vehicle(or borrow a friends vehicle), you will find that it operates much differently than your own personal vehicle and "takes much less care"

1) It will accelerate at a phenomenal rate of speed

2) It will brake in a much shorter distance

3) It will take bumps at twice the speed of your own vehicle

4) Oil and tire pressures,battery and coolant levels need never be checked

5) It can be driven up to 100 miles with the oil warning light blinking

6) You can jam it into reverse,while the vehicle is still moving forward

7) Unusual engine noises can casually be eliminated by turning up the radio volume

8) No need to lock it-----it's insured

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Date: 4/27/2004 4:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 4887    LMAO!!! very true   
Date: 4/27/2004 4:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 36537    boys and cars *Tsk-TSK* LOL  
Date: 4/27/2004 4:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 50499    LMAO!!! Funny stuff. DragonFlyer  
Date: 4/27/2004 4:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 53054    LOLZ these are good HEHE *hugz* Take care!!!  
Date: 4/27/2004 4:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 48129    Hahaha, oh so true!  
Date: 4/27/2004 4:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 22992    LOL.. true dat.. hehe  
Date: 4/27/2004 4:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 14780    LOL...My dad borrowed my car today, which runs perfectly fine..he came back and said, "That thing has a mind of its own" **shaking his head**...Too funny!  
Date: 4/27/2004 4:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 23075    These are good  
Date: 4/27/2004 4:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    LMBO!   
Date: 4/27/2004 9:18:00 PM  ( Admin )   wow.. very true.. same with car rentals..
Date: 4/29/2004 8:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 48809    It seems like some people really believe this... that's why nobody drives my car but me.  
Date: 5/6/2004 6:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 60052    LOL, no you can't borrow my car!  

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