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Worlds Funniest Joke???^^^Gazza^^^

  Author:  53054  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/27/2004 10:53:00 AM)
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"



This is according to a year long study which was conducted in Britain the worlds funniest joke, with most universal appeal....

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Date: 4/27/2004 11:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    no way!!  
Date: 4/27/2004 12:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 32133    hahaha you gotta be kinding me!!!!!!!!!the fact that they chose that joke is a funnier joke in itself lol!  
Date: 4/27/2004 12:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53054    lolz @ system 44! ehehehehe well what can i say!  
Date: 4/27/2004 12:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 61920    Sick... and a little bit funny...  
Date: 4/27/2004 12:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 58334    lol...oh my  
Date: 4/27/2004 12:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 43592    Lol! That's funny.
  
Date: 4/27/2004 1:01:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53054    Thanks for reading and replying...*hugz* Take care!!!  
Date: 4/27/2004 2:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 49763    LOL that's pretty good a little sadistic but good. ~~  
Date: 4/27/2004 5:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 62246    lol! By the way, I like your signiture!  
Date: 4/27/2004 6:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53054    thanks sparky! *hugz* take care!!!  

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