My mum and I went into Target today to get some new underwear. I was carrying about 5 shopping bags so some of them were bashing against the sides of the aisles and sometimes knocking things from the shelves.
As my mum paid for everything I started to walk out the door to wait, but as I went through the tag detectors, they started going wild.
I looked around to see what had happened, then I heard over the speaker "Aisle seven, attention aisle seven, DO NOT MOVE" I looked up at the aisle numbers and I was at number 7, then looked to my left and a security guard was running towards me.
I looked down at my bags, and saw that while my bags were knocking things off the shelves that a pair of granny panties had stuck into my bag! You know, the cottontail kinds which are pulled up to right under your armpits. The edge of the hanger had caught itself in the bag, so the hanger was out the bag and the undies were hanging from it like something hung from a clothes line.
Of course everyone looked to aisle seven, saw the security guard taking my bags, and started laughing at the baggy undies hanging from it.
Perhaps it wouldn't have been so embarrassing if they were, say, something not from the section at the $2 clearance. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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