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CHILD BIRTH-AHD (LMAO OMG)

  Author:  21266  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/27/2004 12:00:00 PM)
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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy.

The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"

The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."

"I know, but can't you give me some idea?," she asks. "Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..." "Like this?" "A little more..."

"Like this?" "No. A little more..." "Like this?" "Yes. Does that hurt?" "A little bit."

"Now stretch it over your head."

OMG O_O

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Date: 3/27/2004 12:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 43015    omg..that gotta hurt! LoL  
Date: 3/27/2004 12:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao  
Date: 3/27/2004 12:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 14780    LOL..  
Date: 3/27/2004 12:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 62338    LOL...Rawhide  
Date: 3/27/2004 12:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 58334    LOL  
Date: 3/27/2004 1:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LOL Too funny!  
Date: 3/27/2004 2:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 49101    I heard something similar to this on an OLD TV show... NIGHT COURT! (GOD I LOVED THAT SHOW)  
Date: 3/27/2004 4:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LMAO!!!!  
Date: 3/27/2004 9:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 3835    Lol.. oh my, Lol... yes, that pretty much sums up the pain level there, for certain!  
Date: 3/28/2004 3:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 33517    Sounds right...Thanks for sharing..**Big Canadian Hugs**  
Date: 3/29/2004 4:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 19869    yeah i went through that only two summers ago!! pain indeed   

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