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A Poem For Those Over 30

  Author:  17417  Category:(Poetry) Created:(3/27/2004 5:46:00 AM)
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A Poem For Those Over 30


A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.


Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.


An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.


Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.


Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.


Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.


I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.


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Date: 3/27/2004 6:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 36901    LOL! Great poem!  
Date: 3/27/2004 7:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 5858    Now that I can relate to....It is scary how fast technology moves, but I like it, oh how I like it.....  
Date: 3/27/2004 8:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 61996    That was great,& I,too can relate.  
Date: 3/27/2004 9:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 52736    Oh my....I'm obviously not over thirty, but I still think is is fabulously funny! You have such a whimsical play on words that works so well with the subject matter. I just love this!! Much love to you and yours  
Date: 3/27/2004 9:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    Wow! Things have changed...I love this. *Bookmarked*  
Date: 3/27/2004 10:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 25483    This IS the coolest! I luv it!  
Date: 3/27/2004 10:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 27403    LOL! This is hilarious! Love and Light  
Date: 6/1/2004 8:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 53961    Funny! lol!  
Date: 1/19/2005 1:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    ROTF> LOL> This was good.  

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