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Blonde Joke: "THe Magic Mirror" ...............LPF

  Author:  49546  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/25/2004 5:55:00 PM)
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There was a magic mirror, whereby you could talk to it and say whatever you thought, however if you LIED the mirror would suck you in. (lol)

An ugly brunette goes in front of mirror, starts playing with her hair and says to the mirror

"I think im the prettiest girl alive"

ANd *POOF* she was sucked in, because she lied

A fat redhead goes in front of the mirror looks at herself and says to the mirror

"I think i'm the skinniest girl ever"

aND *POOR* she was sucked in, because she lied

a pretty gorgeous blonde walks in, takes a while and says to the mirror

"I think..."

and *POOF* she was sucked in





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Date: 3/25/2004 5:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 62599    LOL
  
Date: 3/25/2004 5:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 33517    LOL..**Big Canadian Hugs**  
Date: 3/26/2004 6:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 51292    LOL that was great, thanks!! 8o)  
Date: 3/31/2004 2:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 38406    lol that's funny
  
Date: 7/3/2005 12:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL!  

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