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Scientific Conclusion---{submitted by}---SpaceCase

  Author:  53836  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/4/2004 6:43:00 PM)
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Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars: -The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. -The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. -The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. -The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day, these were the results: -The first worm in alcohol - dead. -Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead. -Third worm in sperm - dead. -Fourth worm in soil - alive. So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment." Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

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Date: 3/4/2004 6:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53836    my mom sent me this in an email! LOL  
Date: 3/4/2004 6:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756    LOL!  
Date: 3/4/2004 6:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 50499    LMAO!!! DragonFlyer  
Date: 3/4/2004 6:58:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53836    I thought so! That Lil' Johnny is too smart for his own good :P  
Date: 3/4/2004 7:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 60052    LOL Too Funny!  
Date: 3/5/2004 12:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 16339    this is a good one. This little Johnny fellow is popular, ive heard loads of jokes about him. lol. Act Wisely,  

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