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Date: 3/4/2004 7:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 15228
“When I found trees, the trees found me. I’m home. I’ve found my passion. We are two authentic beings playing joyfully together, supporting one another. When I am in the trees I am always in the present. Come join me, dance with me in the trees!” Genevieve... |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:19:00 AM
From Authorid: 15228
I think Genevieve has summed up my passion for trees. |
Date: 3/4/2004 7:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
LOL, this should be an interesting debate, do you think people should marry trees, Kelly?  |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:20:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
Okay, so that's 2 for Yes! Yippee! |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 15228
Henry David Thoreau would have married a tree I bet...he kept appointments with trees! "I frequently tramped eight or ten miles through the deepest snow to keep an appointment with a beech-tree, or a yellow birch, or an old acquaintance among the pines". |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 15228
I'm running out of tree quotes..I need help. |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:24:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
I bet he would have too, trees are great! They don't talk back, they don't nag, and they don't make messes that won't decompose! |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:25:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
Alone with myself The trees bend to caress me The shade hugs my heart. ~Candy Polgar |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:25:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
Trees are so romantic and loving! |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 15228
Yes, but they can be so messy..especially pine trees with their yucky pine needles all over the yard..and mulberry trees..gross berries staining the sidewalk and the car, although with mulberry trees you'd never go hungry, they are good providers. |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:27:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
Save a tree. Eat a beaver. ~Author Unknown |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:29:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
Richard St. Barbe Baker truly loved trees. He was given his nickname "The Man of the Trees" by the American writer Lowell Thomas, who said that it wouldn't surprise him if St. Barbe Baker didn't one day marry a tree. |
Date: 3/4/2004 7:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 59876
i'm partial to pepper trees myself  |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 15228
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.- Jack Handey |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:33:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
Do you think this is why they call some people "Tree Huggers"? |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:35:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
Do you like the strong, silent type? Marry a Tree! |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 15228
What people do in the privacy of there own back yard is no one elses business! Sadly..I have a dead tree in my backyard, it fell over and I'm thinking of chopping it up for firewood...the tree would have wanted it that way. |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:37:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
LOL, it would be a little ludicris if you bury it in a pine box, may I suggest chrome? |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 15228
LOL..it would just plain wrong to bury it in a pine box..maybe copper or some other metal (My dad is a Funeral director...I KNOW my caskets). |
Date: 3/4/2004 7:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 19685
"Oh stop that now! This is JUST TOO SILLY!" - Monty Python - And Now For Something Completely Different  |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
LOL, Shattered! What, you don't want to marry a tree too? |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 19685
lol, nah! what can they do for me that my fiancee can't?!?!!? hehehe |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:51:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
Um....I can't go there...not g-rated! LOL! |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 19685
I do like tire swings though and you can't have one of those without a tree, I'll give them that.. lol |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 19685
you have a dirty mind! =P |
Date: 3/4/2004 7:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 18527
I saw on Ripley's some woman married her house  |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:56:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
Naw, you think so? LOL! |
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Date: 3/4/2004 7:57:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
LOL Keth! That's a new one on me! |
Date: 3/4/2004 7:58:00 AM
From Authorid: 53360
Sometimes i think im married to a tree, hes so boring he just sits there most of the time, maybe being married to a tree would be much funner lol i can have a tire swing  hey if you were married to a tree would a tire swing be considered a love swing then lol :P  |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:00:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
Sure it would! LOL, sometimes I think I'm married to a bump on a log, a tree is much more interesting! |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 53360
hehe, sorry, that was getting alittle on the un g rated side there lol |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:02:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
LOL, yeah, we gotta be careful! |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 19685
*smiles* only you two could take a fond childhood memory of a tire swing and make it un-g rated LOL |
Date: 3/4/2004 8:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 15232
I have a tree in my yeard, a very lovely tree. Although, if I even considered marrying it, I'd have to commit myself and be locked up in a rubber room.  |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 53360
and here i thought beastiality was illegal :P |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 19685
I saw a guy on some talk show that married his cat... I'm like, poor cat didn't know what he was getting himself into. |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:05:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
If the tree you are married to sprouts another tree out of it's side, is that then considered poligamy? |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 53360
no, thats just double the fun lol |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 19685
don't ask me! It's just what I saw! I dunno if he actually had a piece of paper.... LOL poligamy! Would the tree be jealous if you grew other trees in the yard? |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:07:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
I think we should get John Kerry to start campaigning for Tree Marriages! |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:08:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
It might be jealous...I mean, what if the new tree has a curvy trunk or more muscular branches? |
Date: 3/4/2004 8:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 59876
i didn't say anything bad  |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 53360
but no same tree marriages aloud! lol |
Date: 3/4/2004 8:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 52140
no comment  |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
I didn't do it, Dohency... |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:11:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
I think we're giving the moderator a workout today! LOL |
Date: 3/4/2004 8:11:00 AM
From Authorid: 53360
hehe  |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 53360
ah, well this has been fun, i gotta get some shut eye yall have fun! |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
Hey Kozz, you jumped my comment! Are you psychic or just psycho? LOL! |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:14:00 AM
From Authorid: 53360
both :P |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:14:00 AM
From Authorid: 15228
I didn't want to bring this up..but once, when I was younger a tree tried to kill me. Sure I was climbing that tree and hanging up side down...but did I slip or did the tree purposely break it's branch to throw me head first onto the cement below?? I think the tree should have been more careful and grown branches a little thicker. |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:15:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
LOL, Kelly, it was a hit tree, hired to kill you, you are lucky to be alive! |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 59876
i'm going back to bed as well. night all. have a great day! |
Date: 3/4/2004 8:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 15232
This discussion is simply madness!!!!!!  |
Date: 3/4/2004 8:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 62267
Let em have the freakin' tree!!!!...  |
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Date: 3/4/2004 8:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 15228
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. - George Brown (G.B.) Burgin |
Date: 3/4/2004 8:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 50499
Okay am I really awake this morning reading this debate or am I still asleep dreaming? Lol. Let them marry the tree of their choice! DragonFlyer  |
Date: 3/4/2004 8:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 58611
as long as you love it in sickness and in health I dont see any reason not to.  |
Date: 3/4/2004 9:19:00 AM
From Authorid: 3125
The trees I know lash out and go in circles when they go through the storms of life. They complain and groan under stress and some even fall. The trees I know *leaves* debris on my lawn which means that I have to clean up after them. Now, Why would I want to marry a tree when a husband offers the same?  |
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Date: 3/4/2004 9:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 15232
LOL, Rusure, that was cute. |
Date: 3/4/2004 9:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 19092
All depends of if that's a Maple tree or an Oak tree....  |
Date: 3/4/2004 9:29:00 AM
From Authorid: 27403
Boy, did I NEED this post! What a WONDEFUL way to wake up! Thank you "To Die For" and all who replied on this post! Love and Light  |
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Date: 3/4/2004 9:41:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
Always a pleasure to be of service! |
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Date: 3/4/2004 9:43:00 AM
From Authorid: 27403
And just to add my two cents, I am a willow tree and I ALWAYS end up marrying oak trees. They are so dependable and responsible; but just can't seem to dance in the wind like the other willows. Love and Light |
Date: 3/4/2004 9:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 53836
I think you are one cornflake shy of a full bowl!  |
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Date: 3/4/2004 9:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 53836
Kelly, don't you be talking about my Pines that way!! I actually brought a baby pine up here to Kempner with me so I would still be able to look at at least one tall slender beauty (well one day as it's just a wee lil' thang |
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Date: 3/4/2004 9:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 53836
to answer a question made by Shattered..."All wood baby, all wood!!" LMBO!! |
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Date: 3/4/2004 9:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 53836
and I told my husband, when we first got together, that if we were reincarnated, I wanted us to be trees that grew beside one another, roots intertwined, and when one was cut down, the other would fall, forcing the lumber jacks to process them in the same mill, in hopes that we would together be the framework of a fine house that would stand for centuries |
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Date: 3/4/2004 9:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 15228
SpaceCase..I'm impressed, your husband still married you after a line like that?? |
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Date: 3/4/2004 9:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 53836
ooh, Lightworker, me too...that's a perfect way to look at my hubby...a strong, solid, though at times rather boring oak |
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Date: 3/4/2004 9:58:00 AM
From Authorid: 27403
Oh, Space Case, that roots intertwined and making a beautiful house that would last for centuries is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard said! What a lucky lucky oak your husband is! I believe you are a willow! We can be a little spacey, but we dance to the music of life! Love and Light |
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Date: 3/4/2004 10:00:00 AM
From Authorid: 53836
hey, you're talkin' about a dumb oaf, er oak :P I don't really think he was even listening, LOL |
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Date: 3/4/2004 10:02:00 AM
From Authorid: 53836
awww thanks Lightworker, and ITA about us Willows, our long reaching, very pliable branches are able to touch countless other hardwoods It's a good thing to quote Martha Stewart...hmmm what kind of tree would she be? |
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Date: 3/4/2004 10:19:00 AM
From Authorid: 27403
Ummm, very good question about Martha. Definitely not a willow! And a little to "pushy" to be an oak, but defintely a strong tree Like an oak. Would have to think about that one! LOL! Love and Light |
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Date: 3/4/2004 10:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 15228
For those interesed in hooking up with a tree they have a list here..http://www.americanforests.org/resources/bigtrees/ |
| Date: 3/4/2004 11:29:00 AM From Authorid: 62518 Who wouldn't want to marry a tree, there so sexy... Great coconuts... he he.... |
Date: 3/4/2004 11:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 35720
Why would someone wanna marry a tree.. GOD... (bitterness lol)  |
Date: 3/4/2004 12:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 25756
Lol! Sure! If a person wants to marry a tree...just leave well enough alone.  |
Date: 3/4/2004 12:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 12084
That knot holes for me! LOL... Only if I were one.  |
Date: 3/4/2004 1:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 58334
I married a tree once, when I was about 9 or so, LOL! It was outside a recess  |
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Date: 3/4/2004 1:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 58334
personally I prefre willows. They're so sensitive to others feelings...LOL! |
Date: 3/4/2004 2:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 25556
lol, okay if you actually want me to debate this then i would have to say NO, NO, NO. Do you know why?? because every tree hugger in the world would come out and marry a tree and the polygamist that were tree huggers would try to marry ALL the trees in the rain forest. It would be on big conspiracy so that people would stop cutting down trees. Then i would have no toilet paper. I dont wanna be poopy you guys Maybe if we made a rule that they could only marry trees on their own property because if you think about it you could marry a tree on someone elses property and say that you owned it and then the REAL tree owner would get mad and try to cut down the tree THEN they would be arrested for murdering the persons husband/ wife. Anyways, if people MUST marry trees then it has to be a tree on their own property (which roots are not damaging anything) or a tree in the rainforest so little animals wont lose their home. lol  |
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Date: 3/4/2004 2:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
LOL, Nine, I don't want to be poopy either, that's what mesquite trees are for, no one would marry them cause they are too thorny, so we can make TP out of them! |
Date: 3/4/2004 3:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 22080
hahahahaha, there was a lady who married her house, who knew a divorce could make you a profit regaurdless  |
Date: 3/4/2004 4:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 8555
LOL  |
Date: 3/4/2004 5:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 28193
The two trees that I like, sure do make a mess in my front yard! All of their leaves, and branches that fall out. It's like two more men to clean up after. Naw, I wouldn't want to marry them, they're getting kind of old, and they have moss on them, and it looks like a skin condition.  |
Date: 3/4/2004 5:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 59266
Interesting.... sure, why not?.....besides the fact that its completely insane! what about dogs and rocks while were at it?   |
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Date: 3/4/2004 5:13:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60052
It's all in fun, I say if you want to marry a rock or a dog, go for it, but they have to agree to this union! LOL |
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Date: 3/5/2004 8:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 53836
Lightworker, I figured it out...I was going to say Martha was a prune tre...but there isn't a prune tree, because prunes are figs, LOL...so I decided she must be a crab apple tree |
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Date: 3/5/2004 8:19:00 AM
From Authorid: 27403
LOL, I think crab apple is excellent!! LOL! Love and Light |
Date: 3/5/2004 7:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 29262
I think you have problems. I mean marry a tree? You should go see my Dr. Phil. HA! Your awesome. you gave me the greatest idea. Next time he asks me what I want to do in the future... I'll say I want to marry a tree. Your cool. I think that'd be awesome to own a tree as your child but not marry it. have a good day. Your a cool person/lunatic like me! kk **huggles** byebye  |
Date: 3/8/2004 2:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 7830
I think this country needs to focus on more important issues other than who someone else wants to marry.  |
Date: 3/8/2004 5:16:00 AM
From Authorid: 33517
When did tree's start talking? I would love to hear one say "I do"..And when did they get hands to sign ther John Henry?? Hmmm...oh, and I would love to see the tree have a first dance and have a piece of the wedding cake...LOL!!...Sorry, this is just to funny to debate...**Big Candian Hugs**  |
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Date: 3/8/2004 5:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 33517
LOL!!..Why in the world do I take serious debates lightly and the lightly debates seriously???..Sorry guys if I rained on your parade here...I just read some comments and now I feel stupid....**Big Canadian Hugs** |
Date: 3/14/2004 1:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 61353
People should be able too marry however or whatever they want . |
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