An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man and put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The Filipino doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. In the Philippines, we took a former movie actor with no brain out of San Juan, put him in Malacanyang Palace ( presidential palace, like the white house), and in no time half the country was looking for work. And just to prove it was no fluke, we're going to do it again!"
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