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The Attractive Woman ..... LOL *SunAngel*

  Author:  20956  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/2/2004 3:14:00 PM)
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.

When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," the man replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

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Date: 3/2/2004 3:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 25390    OMG ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!q  
Date: 3/2/2004 4:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 37449    LMAO AHAHAHA LMAO LMAO LMOA HAHAHA  
Date: 3/2/2004 4:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 53155    lmbo thats gross hahahahaha  
Date: 3/2/2004 4:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20956      
Date: 3/2/2004 4:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 50499    YUCK!!! Thats just not right! DragonFlyer  
Date: 3/2/2004 5:49:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20956    he he he! i know its pretty gross but i made me laugh   
Date: 3/3/2004 3:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 54441    OMG!!!!!!LMAO!!gosh!:P  
Date: 3/16/2004 10:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 62344    That is really nasty  

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