A new two-year degree is being offered at Life University that many males should be interested in: Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man -- as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 - Combatting Stupidity
MEN 102 - You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 - PMS Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 - We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 - Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 - Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112 - Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A - What's Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 - How NOT to Act Like an butthole When You're Wrong
MEN 121 - Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 - YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 - Reasons to Give Flowers
SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 - You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 - Morning Dilemma: Take a Shower
MEN 201 - How to take out the Trash Without Prompting
MEN 202 - How to Put the Toilet Seat Down Elective (See electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 - The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 - How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 - You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 - Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise, Especially When Naked
MEN 230A - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 - Omitting certain dirty words from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 - Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 - Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 230B - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
Course Electives:
EAT 101 - Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 - Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 - Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 - Mothers-in-Law
MEN 232 - Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 - Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001B - Cheaper to Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001A)
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