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Song lyrics that will put a smile on your face.

  Author:  53558  Category:(Poetry) Created:(2/16/2004 11:17:00 PM)
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(This is one of those silly songs that once you start to sing it you can’t stop)


Lily The Pink


(Chorus:)

We'll drink a drink a drink
To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case.

Mr. Frears
Had sticky-out ears
And it made him awful shy
And so they gave him medicinal compound
And now he's learning how to fly.

Brother Tony
Was notably bony
He would never eat his meals
And so they gave him medicinal compound
Now they move him round on wheels.

(Chorus)

Old Ebeneezer
Thought he was Julius Caesar
And so they put him in a Home
Where they gave him medicinal compound
And now he's Emperor of Rome.

Johnny Hammer
Had a terrible stammer
He could hardly say a word
And so they gave him medicinal compound
Now he's seen (but never heard)!

(Chorus)

Auntie Millie
Ran willy-nilly
When her legs, they did recede
And so they rubbed on medicinal compound
And now they call her Millipede.

Jennifer Eccles
Had terrible freckles
And the boys all called her names
But she changed with medicinal compound
And now he joins in all their games.

(Chorus)

Lily the Pink, she
Turned to drink, she
Filled up with paraffin inside
And despite her medicinal compound
Sadly Picca-Lily died.

Up to Heaven
Her soul ascended
All the church bells they did ring
She took with her medicinal compound
Hark the herald angels sing.

Oooooooooooooooo Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'lll...(into Chorus)

(By The Scaffold 1969)


May love, peace and happiness to be with you now and always. Thank you, for reading this post.

Take care. Aromatics.



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Replies:      
Date: 2/16/2004 11:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 13546    LOL!!! I can't help but smile!! Thanks for posting this Auntie! *hugs* and Love,  
Date: 2/17/2004 12:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL!@ thx 4 sharing grammy!  
Date: 2/17/2004 5:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 48527    ohhh, cute, cant stop singing it!  
Date: 2/17/2004 11:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 52746    Sounds like a fun song. I'll have to listen to it some time.  

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