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Strange warning labels

  Author:  62181  Category:(Discussion) Created:(2/15/2004 6:19:00 PM)
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OK we all know the funny warnings that come on various products. I had to buy some ich treatment for my son's fish today, and on the package was this warning: "Do not use on baby whales or elephant nose." HAHAHAHAHA I told my son "OK, don't use this on your elephant, or I will take it away from you for improper elephant treatment!" We had a good laugh over this one. What are some funny lables you have seen?

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Date: 2/15/2004 6:22:00 PM  ( Admin )   Lol. .that is funny.. . .
Date: 2/15/2004 6:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 36537    on some lip glosses it says warning do not use on animals! LOL  
Date: 2/15/2004 8:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 54968    LOL! You should send that to Jay Leno. He might show it on air!  
Date: 2/15/2004 8:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 62338    Can't be to careful i guess lol...Rawhide  
Date: 2/15/2004 9:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 62487    I think men should come with warning labels, like, "Has been known to lie, cheat, steal, drink and basically screaw up your life" or this one..."Homocidally, Pathiologically incapable of ever being worth the breath the Good Lord gave him.".....It would save alot of time, cause we could just read the warning label then run or read it then kid nap them and drag them to the alter.....hehehehehehe>>>>>>>>>tamara
Date: 2/16/2004 12:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 62146    On a pair of pants that I bought from soem chain store it says on the the fly of the zipper "CAUTION only autherises persons can oporate this tool" and I am like "yeah what ever" cause they do it to look edgy.  
Date: 2/16/2004 12:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 62146    A man in america bought himself a mobil home. While he was driveing in his mobil home at 70 miles an hour he put it on cruse control and went in the back to make himself a cup of tea. it crashed. And he ended up sueing to ompany that made the mobil home cause in the manuel it did not say do not put the van on 70 miles an hour before going in the back to make yourself a cup of tea. These days it says don't go in the back to make yourself a cup of tea while the van is on 70 miles an hour.  

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