FOR YOURSELF AND ME, just file away for future reference... Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3 .Blue hair and orange lipstick 4. A pierced tongue and dentures 5. Miniskirts and support hose 6. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 7. Speedos and cellulite 8. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 9. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 10. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 11. Bikinis and liver spots 12. Tattoos and liver spots 13. Short shorts and varicose veins 14. In-line skates and a walker
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