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Grandpa's dilemna

  Author:  54987  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/30/2004 9:02:00 PM)
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An old man in a nursing home was sitting in his wheelchair watching tv. Slowly he began tilting to one side. The eager nurse noticed him doing this and immediately ran to his side and eased him back to an upright position. Five minutes later he did it again, but this time leaned over to the other side. The nurse responded again to straighten him up. This went on for some time before the old man stopped tilting. The next day he was visited by his grandson who asked him, "This seems to be a nice place Grandpa! How do you like it?" The old man replied, "Oh yes it's a great place, but there's one problem." "What's that Grandpa?" his grandson asked. Grandpa leaned over to his grandson and whispered so as not to be overheard, "They don't let you fart!"

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Date: 1/30/2004 9:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 50499    Oh thats bad!!! Good but bad...lol DragonFlyer  
Date: 2/1/2004 12:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 62552    Haha! Good one... thanks for sharing >>Bageera<<  
Date: 2/5/2004 5:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 51070    LOL! That's too funny!  
Date: 2/18/2004 10:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 62456    that was a good one kool, made me laugh...IsisKat  
Date: 3/7/2004 12:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 57232    OH goodness Grandpa, need to lay off the Pistachio pudding it's nutty!  
Date: 6/18/2004 9:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 57225    LOL!!!!!! :-D funny stuff  

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