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Lazy Fisherman ~~Angeleyez~~

  Author:  45948  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/30/2004 3:36:00 PM)
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A visitor from Buffalo was strolling along the California surf one morning. During his walk he came upon a fellow, fishing pole clutched in his hands, sound asleep against the side of a huge coastal rock. Just then the pole began to jerk violently.

"Hey, there!" cried the visitor as he roused the fisherman. "Look out there! You have a bite." "

So I do," yawned the drowsy one glancing out at the water. "If you don't mind, will you pull in the line for me?"

The visitor, somewhat surprised, did as he was requested.

"Now, mister," continued the fisherman, "put some fresh bait on the hook and cast the line out for me."

Again the visitor complied. After doing so he turned to the lazy angler. "You know," he declared, "anyone as lazy as you ought to get married and have a son to do these things for him."

"That's a good idea," beamed the fisherman. "Know where I could find a pregnant woman?"

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Date: 1/30/2004 4:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 62066    LOL!  
Date: 1/30/2004 4:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 62100    LOL..lazy fisherman indeed.  
Date: 1/30/2004 5:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 61966    LoL! Wow, he is pretty lazy. Thanks for sharing this one with us all.  
Date: 1/30/2004 7:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LMAO! Tooo funny sis!  
Date: 1/30/2004 8:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 42619    LMAO!   
Date: 1/30/2004 8:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 26303    LOL  
Date: 1/30/2004 9:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    lol  
Date: 10/24/2005 10:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    And my mom thinks that IM lazy! 0.0  
Date: 10/24/2005 10:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    Good one!! LOL   

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