"Today, the worst thing that can happen has...well...uhh...happened. AJ Otterson was hit on the nose with a basketball." the audience gasped as Xander started to cry, and he then said, "I know, I know, it is *sniff* very sad *sniff Poor AJ, we will miss you anre your now damaged vision forever. *eco* The crowd burst into tears.
Xander stopped crying abruptly and yelled, "Now that THAT'S over with, LET'S PARTAAAYYY!" The audience screamed with anticipation as someone turned up the music.
Suddenly, AJ came from beyond the curtain with a casted nose and said, "YOU PARTY?!?" The audience stopped and stared, "WHILE I CANT EVEN BREATHE THROUGH MY NOSE? You shall all pay for this! I'll be back!" She thrusted her hand downward and the room smoked. When it cleared, AJ was still there, and said, "DARN IT!" She ran out the door, now even angrier that the trick didnt work.
"AGENT ORANGE! AGENT GREEN!" *rocky music sounds off* "Yesssss?" they asked. "Contact the mothership, tell them the aliens will have some...ahem...dinner and...ahem...a dissection.
They did as they were told and the aliens, Agents orange and Green, and AJ had a barbeque.......with the rest of the community. As for the frog dissection...they had decided against it....
mwahahahaha
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Hehe, you wrote it quite well.. 
