Can't Take FroggyBaby Anywhere LOL FroggyBaby

Well, maybe I taught my Sis not to take me anywhere anymore. I have been sleep deprived lately, and that makes me act even sillier than usual. And that in itself is quite scary! My Sis and I had some stuff to get at the store. So we go to Bi-Lo and we were acting our naturally idiotic way. My Sis was singing "Remix To Ignition" kinda loudly and this man walks past her and says something we couldnt understand. I looked up and he had a huge hole in his pants, and was steadily cruisin' on down through the store. I laughed and was like "Hey Sis that man has a huge hole in the butt of his pants!!!" We both busted out laughing. Well this woman comes up alongside of us and said "Hey dont laugh at my boyfriend!" I said "Omg! Is that really your boyfriend, I'm sorry!" and she said yes that it was her boyfriend. She wasnt mad, though, she was kinda laughing at the hole in the seat of his pants too. We walked off and all was fine, even though I felt like a complete fool. We went to get some chips and as I was walking around the corner a man bent down and reached past my legs. I jumped like a mile in the air and screamed out loud. well he must have thought I was on drugs cause he just ignored me LOL I told my sis that I thought he was going to grab me, but he was just reaching for some cokes on the bottom rack. Well, dontcha know, Sis had to find the man up and say "hey dude, my sis thought you were trying to grab her!" Nice. Thanks alot. The man looks at me like...yeah right why would i grab THAT!?!?! LOL

I was thoroughly embarrassed at that point. So as we are walking to the car, we are singing out loud and dancing in the parking lot (which was pretty dead...hardly no one was there) and here comes a well known police officer and says "Hey girls how are yall tonight!" LOL I said "Oh man Sis here he comes...were going to get a breathalizer test before we even get in the car!!!" LOL

Who wants to go with us on our next outting??? It could be fun! It might also lead to jail or the nut house, so pack a few things you might need for an overnight stay!!!

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