HAHAHAH 12 more funny away messages :P

hey guys if u wanna go read my other away message post....i got these from a site there really funny and wierd and yes once again these were used by ppl before =D!

1.Hi I'm busy doing massive destruction, terrorizing large cities, and putting millions of people in therapy. Leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible

2.I'm actually here, but I can't send any messages because my stupid pen won't write on the screen. I need a new pen. Do you have one?

3.If you can physically see me at this moment, then there's no need for you to leave a message, due to the fact that you're not at your computer and you're standing right in front of me.

4.I'm not here. I'm writing poetry with the spiders that live in my sock drawer. *nodnod* Spiders are good at haiku...

5. Im not at the computer right now. I'm looking at a thing in a bag. And no, you can't see it.

6.I am AFK atm, BRB and some other acronyms

7.I am currently shaving my animal crackers with a pair of fingernail clippers. Please take a number, and I will cut your hair accordingly. And if you DON'T want the mo-hawk special, please press ¬»ó on your keyboard now

8.I'm actually at my computer, but I'm trying to avoid someone. So leave a message and if I don't IM you back, it's probably you. Have a nice day

9.Hello, I have just spontaneously combusted. So right now I am running around in pain, screaming and trying to get into a water source. If you would like to come down to my house and help me please stop looking at this and get do... oh too late I'm dead...

10.I'm sorry but I have died. I will try to reach you as soon as I have been reincarnated

11.Performing demonic rituals. Be right back!

12.We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary screen name. Please rotate your computer 90 degrees and try typing again.

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