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Thoughts of a Babysitter... -=+GG+=-

  Author:  51285  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/27/2003 6:08:00 PM)
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THOUGHTS OF A BABYSITTER

How do kids change into their pajamas, brush their teeth, AND read a book...yet never let go of their Gameboys?

How do kids seem to consume twice the amount of milk and cookies that you give them...yet supposedly only "go to the bathroom" when they leave the room?

How do kids always answer the ringing telephone...yet you never get it yourself?

How do kids be tucked in, kissed on the cheek, and read to...yet don't fall asleep for a good two hours?

How do kids want to stay up for "that one show, pleaaaaase?"...yet 5 shows have gone by since that "one show" and they're still insisting they need to see the next thing on Nickelodeon?

How do kids seem so angelic and cute whilest their parents are still home... yet turn into devilish party animals with a penchant for toothpaste?

~Hope you enjoyed this! -=+GG+=-~

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Date: 12/27/2003 6:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    this is cute, thanks! i did a lot of these lol  
Date: 12/27/2003 9:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 62212    hahaha funny stuff.
Date: 12/27/2003 9:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 15400    LOL, cute. Thanks for sharing.  
Date: 12/27/2003 11:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    Crazy...isn't it??  

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