There are several types of doctors, and it's said they can be differentiated by the following method:
General practitioners know nothing and do little.
Surgeons know little and do everything.
Internists knows everything and do nothing.
Pathologists know everything and can do everything, but it's usually too late.
.and then we have Shrinks who cure dreams...or dream cures.
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Little Johnny was reading from a Hans Christian Anderson book. "Miss Kinney," Little Johnny asked his first grade teacher, "Does m-i-r-a-g-e spell marriage?" "No, Johnny," sighed the teacher. "But it should."
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THE STARRY NIGHT
Have you heard of that starry night so very long ago? Did anyone tell you, maybe you already know...
The night that many traveled across miles of land taking a journey without knowing the whole plan...
They traveled far and wide against all odds against the tide
They traveled with much faith, endurance and will the venture was so great, we speak of it still.
These people, they came bearing gifts and not knowing why but they knew they must for they hear an angel cry...
"Follow the north star for it will lead the way. Travel as fast as you can. Hurry I say!!"
"For the Savior is born, He has come to bless you all. He will lead you to salvation, and forgive you when you fall"
"He is the great King; the almighty you have heard of. He is born of Mary and Joseph, but He was sent from above."
Now each year we celebrate the miraculous event; the birth of Christ, a man Heaven sent.
Remember the gift sent to all mankind. Give of yourself. Give of your heart, soul and mind.
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