"Christmas on Norrath" by Shadowreap Deathbane, 57th Conjurer of Tallon Zek
'Twas the night before Christmas and from shore back to shore,
The entire land of Norrath was ready for war.
But one other soul had different plans for this year,
Plans of joyous tidings and wonderous cheer.
This lad was an ogre who smelled rather sick.
He wore a red suit, and went by Saint Nick.
So on Christmas Eve night in a sleigh full of bells,
He loaded many gifts for High and Dark elves.
No matter what the race, he was going to spread joy,
Even the folks on the MOON would get toys!
Soon there was only one more spot on the list.
"To Nagafen's Lair!" said Santa, "No place will be missed!"
Naggy awoke and yelled at what he saw:
"IT'S THAT SKITZO OGRE WHO THINKS HE'S THE CLAUSE!"
Santa tried to dodge, but Naggy's shot was well played,
With a fall and a crash... Saint Nick was PK'ed.
Over the corpse sat Naggy in a hover.
"You'll spread joy in these parts when Lavastorm freezes over!"
Back at his bind point and above everyone's head,
Santa shouted, "Merry Christmas to all!! Now can I please get a rez?!
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