Ken's Letter to Santa Claus.......SmoknJokes

I decided that since Barbie got her chance to send a letter to Santa so should Ken in all fairness. Here is the link for Barbies letter http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm365617.html if you wish to read it. Here now is Ken's letter to Santa.

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Dear Santa,

I understand that one of my colleagues has petitioned you for changes in her contract, specifically asking for anatomical and career changes.

In addition, it is my understanding that disparaging remarks were made about me, my ability to please, and some of my fashion choices. I would like to take this opportunity to inform you of some issues concerning Ms. Barbie, and some of my own needs and desires.

First of all, I along with several other colleagues feel Barbie DOES NOT deserve preferential treatment-she has EVERYTHING!! I, along with Joe, Jem, Raggedy Ann & Andy, DO NOT have a dream house, Corvette, evening gowns, and in some cases, the ability to change our hairstyle. I personally have 3 outfits which I am forced to mix and match at great length. My decision to accessorise my outfits with an earring was my decision and reflects my lifestyle choice.

I, too, would like a change in my career. Have you considered :"Decorator Ken", "Beauty Salon Ken", or "Out of Work Actor Ken"? How about "Fashion Designer Ken"?

These would more accurately reflect my desires and perhaps open new markets. And as for Barbie needing bendable arms so she can "push me away", I need bendable knees so I can kick her to the curb.

Bendable knees would also be helpful for me use in other situations-we've talked about this issue before.

In closing, I would like to point out that any further concessions to the blond bimbo from Satan's Pit of Despair will result in action taken by myself and others.

PS. Barbie can forget about having Joe- he's mine, at least that is what he said last night.

Sincerely, Ken

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