Payback Time for Privateman...by GRAYWOLF65

As we all know Privateman has been writing some lil stories about Private Lady & Star Two. He's also been getting in on some major e-mail trouble with some of us, and I told the "crew" I'd get him back & now it's time. HE HE HE ******************************************************************************

Privateman now looks 50 let's all stand up & cheer he'll need our support as old age draws near

No longer active or frisky like some young pup he'll moan and he'll groan Everytime he gets up

Every muscle in his body will experience new pain and his joints will tell him When he should expect rain

His pace will be slower he'll have to concentrate more he'll spend more time in the restroom than out on the floor

He may repeat himself often without knowing why and please don't pay attention If he forgets to zip up his fly

He'll have memory lapses may not recognize your face and the only thing not declining will be the inches around his waist

Young girls will look and think he reminds them of their dad but with his loss of stamina he really should be glad

He won't have fantasies to fill his night and day he'll be too concerned about Where he left his Ben-Gay

So what if in his old age he calls me John, Bill or Bob? I'll humor the old guy and tell him he's a slob

So senile old man please accept our good cheer and we'll understand if tomorrow you forget you even read this here

********************************************************************** We love you Ron, just remember you had this one coming...LMAO

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