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Difference between male brains and female brains

  Author:  45397  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/12/2003 10:32:00 PM)
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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

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Date: 12/12/2003 11:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 18928    lololol cute!  
Date: 12/12/2003 11:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 8555    That was fantastic!  
Date: 12/13/2003 12:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    yep, this is one I've heard before and its a good one...hugs  
Date: 12/13/2003 12:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 60992    lmao!!.. Great One!!..
-des
  
Date: 12/13/2003 12:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL!   
Date: 12/13/2003 2:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 44274    heheh i like that so true  
Date: 12/13/2003 5:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 62146    Lmao.  

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