Date: 12/11/2003 7:48:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 57232
It's a bill you pay after they already switch off your service  |
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Date: 12/11/2003 7:49:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 57232
Oh that was a crappy one. It's like posting a story on USM about dogfood when there is already one about Alpo. |
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Date: 12/11/2003 7:49:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 57232
Aww someone else do one, I'm doing so terrible. |
Date: 12/11/2003 7:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 49546
it's like getting run over and dying on your way home from graduation [ok that was dumb too Lol :P:P:P]  |
Date: 12/11/2003 8:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 58078
I LOVE this song.  |
Date: 12/11/2003 8:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 45684
It's like having a mild heart attack, calling the ambulance, and then having the ambulance get into an accident on the way back to the hospital, and dying lol   |
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Date: 12/11/2003 8:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 49546
Lol @ technicolor |
Date: 12/11/2003 9:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 62066
Dying on the way to a funeral.  |
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Date: 12/11/2003 9:54:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 57232
LPF we have similar, cough cough skills! Yeah right! |
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Date: 12/11/2003 9:55:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 57232
Technicolor I actually like yours! |
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Date: 12/11/2003 9:55:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 57232
It's like taking your final when you already failed |
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Date: 12/11/2003 10:02:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 57232
Mad MC that's a good one too! |
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Date: 12/11/2003 11:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 45684
It's like buying something for yourself in the middle of Dec. and then getting the same thing for Christmas heheheheh |
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Date: 12/11/2003 11:38:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 57232
Techie! You are the only one who can come up with good ones! |
Date: 12/12/2003 7:15:00 AM
From Authorid: 11341
I love that song! Drip drying for 1/2 hour then seeing a roll of t.p. behind the toilet :P  |
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Date: 12/12/2003 7:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 62410
I worked on an IRONIC legal case a couple of years ago... a daughter (adult) took her mother on a Mother's Day riverboat cruise. When they were reboarding the vessel after a land excursion, a metal pin the mast boom broke and it came crashing down, mutilating the daughter (who survived but permanently disabled) and killing the mother. It was the most tragic and ironic story I ever heard. Scall |
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Date: 12/12/2003 7:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 62410
And this one... another legal case... a fisherman who was upset because a female observer from their boat liked the cook and not him... so in a drunken impulse he said "I might as well just throw myself overboard then"... the next day, the deckboss was having trouble throwing the anchor overboard when Mike went to go help him, he stuck his foot in the bucket of line attached to the anchor and when it went overboard - so did he (he died). Scall |
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Date: 12/12/2003 11:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 57232
DMK!!!! I've been there! No offense to anyone else, but I love yours the most! Scall, yours are great too, but it'll be hard to put to lyrics. The mother one was so sad. |
