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The Folding Bottle

  Author:  43592  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/9/2003 1:03:00 PM)
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An inventor called a patent office to patent his new ideas.

"My first idea," he said,"is a folding bottle. I call it a fottle."

"That's a good idea but you need a better name." answered the patent office guy.

"Well how about a folding carton, I call it a farton." he said.

"Oh you can't call it that," the clerk guy said."it's too rude and offensive."

"Well," the inventor,"you definently won't like my name for the folding bucket."

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Date: 12/9/2003 3:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 61966    LoL!! Thats funny, kinda badd tho. Thanks for sharing it with us all!   
Date: 12/9/2003 6:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 20977    Tee hee hee!!  

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