Naughty or Nice... Santa's List of USMer's ............. MonkeyLuvr

Santa's got his list and he's checking it twice:

Absz: Only slightly naughty this year, redeemed by a friendship with MonkeyLuvr. Suspected however, of spreading false rumors that Santa is a dork. Just in is a report from the CIA branch of Elves. A threat has been recieved involving glue, Santa, and a wall should Absz not be marked on the Nice List. Pending investigation of where the letter originated, Absz will be marked Nice... for now.

BCAR: Terribly naughty this year, redeemed himself by giving a banana to MonkeyLuvr.

LadyLuck: OMG, what Naughtiness this year! Redeemed, however, by a letter to Santa stating that MonkeyLuvr is wonderful.

Gail: Oh, what sweet woman! Naughtiness encouraged by LadyLuck, StormChaser, and BeckyDew. Redeemed by being accomplice only. (MonkeyLuvr said so.)

StormChaser: Santa faints. Enough said. Redeemed by relation to MonkeyLuvr.

BeckyDew: Naughty, naughty, NAUGHTY. No redemption.

DreamerPoet: Elves report no naughty behavior, yet seem to be exceedingly cheerful when reporting of her. They spout little dittys of poetry and say that their dreams of late have been wondrous. Suspicious behavior... Yes. Santa makes note to visit this one himself next year. Elves cannot be trusted... Redeemed... for now.

OddSmell: Seems to have been good, but… Elves have not been able to get close enough to spy due to exceedingly odd smell originating from her person. MonkeyLuvr vouches for her. Redeemed.

Kysta: Santa's eyes grow big as the list of naughty's roll from his lap, down the floor, across the room, out of the room, squashes an elf not paying attention and ends a foot short of a mile. Redeemed only BARELY by her ability to save Christmas in her writing.

RainbowAngel: Uh Oh. Santa is infected with Rainbow Sprinkles. His eyes ping pong in his skull and his smile is wide. Marks Nice without realizing what he is doing. (The watching elves look at each other sadly. They never thought Santa would be taken in...)

MammaMonkey: Mother of all Naughtiness, redeemed only by being Mother to MonkeyLuvr. Suspected of heinous crimes such as encouraging MonkeyLuvr to get flu shot, ceaselessly reminding MonkeyLuvr to take vitamins, be careful, etc. Dear Heavens, if convicted, NAUGHTY no redemption.

St. Pete: Though he's a saint, Santa's keeping an eye on him. Association with known Rascals, (BCAR and King Caspian). Redeemed by a halo, barely. Makes note to assign master elf to watch him next year.

GrayWolf: Elves report that she bares teeth and growls at them whenever they come to close. What secrets is she hiding? For lack of proof, marked Nice...

King Caspian: Santa has suspicions of this one. The crown he wears proclaims him a King, but King of what? Elves report that they are investigating the possibility that he is the ringleader of Naughtiness. No evidence yet, pending conviction that he is King of Naughty, he is redeemed by MonkeyLuvr's staunch defense of him.

Kethria: Suspected of injecting elves with sleeping potion to escape their watchful eye. Perhaps the most dangerous of Naughty ones, this one is clever. Makes note to send in SWAT elf backup next year. Redeemed only by lack of proof of Naughtiness.

Radman and Ginger: At this time, elves are closemouthed. Santa suspects that bribery has been involved, but no proof at this time exists. Cookie crumbs and milk mustaches have been observed on the elves sent to watch these two... Redeemed to the Nice List only by MonkeyLuvr's defense (even though a bushel of banana's were delivered to her the next day by Radman and Ginger... a bribe perhaps?)

PrivateLady: Has filed a lawsuit against Santa, reporting that her privacy has been invaded time and again by elves. The height of naughtiness but the law clearly states he cannot find her naughty without proof of naughtiness. Makes note to file countersuit that he cannot determine naughty or nice without sufficient evidence of either. Grudgingly marks Nice, knowing better but what was a Santa in the 21'st century to do?

MonkeyLuvr: NICE NICE NICE NICE.

P.S.: I wrote as much as creativity would allow, I would like everyone to participate in the fun and add others who they think should be put on the Naughty or Nice list and why. I'll write more on others when I have more time and creativity... LOL. Hope ya'll have enjoyed this Naughty Or Nice List.

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