Topanga: Do you think this is funny?
Cory: No, I think it's the opposite of funny. I think it's... wood.
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Cory: I, Cory Matthews, am a PO-TAY-TO.
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Eric: [singing] For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow..
Cory: Oh my god, it's happening! Eric, look what you did!
Eric: [singing] The curtains are on fire, the curtains are on fire. They're chopping down the dorm room, they're chopping down the dorm room.
Cory: [singing] My brother is a moron!
Eric: [singing] Which nobody can deny!
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Cory: It was raining...you had an umbrella...I grabbed it, stuffed it down your throat, and then I opened it! Shawn, I Mary Poppinsed ya!
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Cory: Someday, Topanga's going to be a mother, and I'm going to be the father. Or, the uncle. Or, the way I'm going, the guy down the street with the binoculars.
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Cory: I never asked to be the man in this relationship!
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Eric: Hey, what's up with the Weasel? She's locked herself in the bathroom singing, "On the first day of Christmas, I murdered Santa Claus!".
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Eric: If stupidity were in the Olympics, you'd win a Nobel Prize!
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that's all for now hope you enjoyed
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