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"Husbands For Sale at Husband Mart"~~~Katsho

  Author:  14780  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/21/2003 7:10:00 PM)
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day.

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Date: 11/21/2003 7:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 55021    OMG! that's so funny!! ^-^ haha...  
Date: 11/21/2003 7:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LOL, coming from a woman.....soo true!! Love,  
Date: 11/21/2003 7:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    LMBO Kat!  
Date: 11/21/2003 8:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 42619    LOL!!!  
Date: 11/21/2003 8:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 62301    Hehe...Audria
Date: 11/21/2003 8:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 28363    bookmarked this hintsfile   
Date: 11/21/2003 10:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 62246    LOL!!! I'm still smiling from that one and I'm a slow typist! -Sparky the WonderDog  
Date: 11/21/2003 10:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 13897    *smiles* hehehee  
Date: 11/22/2003 12:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL!!! just love it....LOL!!! thanks for the laugh hun...hugs  
Date: 11/22/2003 3:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 44960    HeeHee!! LOL!!!   
Date: 11/22/2003 8:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    Lol! Brilliant, Katsho. Great big hugs. Take care.  
Date: 11/22/2003 8:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 18111    "Outrageous"!!! The best humor is based on truth! Katsho, you sho' got this right!(LOL/LMAO pick any abbreviation you want).  
Date: 11/22/2003 4:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14780    LMBO...I knew you guys would like this...:P  
Date: 11/23/2003 1:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 58809    HA. I would of stayed on the 5th floor. hahaha... HAhaha. Thanks for posting. -DevilsRoad-  
Date: 11/23/2003 1:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 44321    LOL!!!! the old saying quit while your ahead,floor 5 is where I would have gotten off :P  
Date: 11/23/2003 3:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    LOL.  
Date: 7/9/2005 4:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 5818    LOL Husband for Sale
Funny
Paw Power.
  
Date: 7/21/2006 6:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 38683    hahaha!  

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