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Three Wishes for the Office................Arion1

  Author:  52489  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/14/2003 4:16:00 PM)
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Two buraucrats and an office manager were on their way to lunch when they passed an open trash can, with magic lamp in it. The first bureaucrat grabbed it, rubbed it, and the expected genie appeared, looked them over, and announced he would grant them each one wish each.

The first bureaucrat said, "I want $10,000,000, my own private island, and ten beautiful women to wait on me hand and foot." The genie granted his wish, and he disappeared.

The second bureaucrat said, "I want $20,000,000, my own country, and fifty women to wait on me hand and foot." The genie granted his wish, and he disappeared.

The office manager glanced at her watch and said, "I want them both back at work after lunch!"

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Date: 11/14/2003 5:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 30229    LOL, that is one BAD Office Manager!!! hehe.. good one   
Date: 11/14/2003 5:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 32133    LOL   
Date: 11/14/2003 6:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 36901    LOL! Too funny!  
Date: 11/15/2003 12:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    Hah, ah! Pretty funny, Arion1. Thank for the laugh. Great big hugs. Take care.  
Date: 11/15/2003 1:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL! how evil!  

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