Date: 11/14/2003 11:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54987
Oh and if anyone answers that this post is ignorant and dumb...you will get a demerit.  |
Date: 11/14/2003 11:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 51587
oh god..i will not say stuff about how dumb and ignorant i am..lmao i will just pled the fifth*spelling?* haha and leave it at that....just ask ppl on here you see me talking to everyday or alot...they find out....*hides in embarrassment* haha *huggs*  |
Date: 11/14/2003 11:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 58334
This post is dumb...Only kidding koolade! I think this is a pretty good post. Though, I'm sure not many peopel will admit to doing anything dumb or ignorant. I can't think of anything off the top of my head, but if I do I will surely post it :-)  |
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Date: 11/14/2003 11:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 51587
haha okay here is an dumb question i am going to ask....cuz well ya...what is an demerit?? lmao! *huggs* |
Date: 11/14/2003 11:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 43807
i once stapled my finger.  |
Date: 11/14/2003 11:58:00 AM
From Authorid: 15228
Finally, the post I've been waiting for. Years ago I was working as a cashier and was looking down counting my money, two guys standing in front of me were talking about how one of them was going to Korea, without looking up I said, "oh yeah, I was stationed in Korea and hated it, blah blah (I don't even want to think about what all I said)", when I was greeted with silence I looked up and saw that the one guy was....Korean. I could feel my face turn bright red, and began rambling (and lying) about all the things I really LIKED about Korea.  |
Date: 11/14/2003 12:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 35720
OMG Kelly.. that's so embarrassing!  |
Date: 11/14/2003 12:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 3125
If one is curious and answers this post, does that mean they are curious, ignorant and dumb?? Ok, I admit it..I once super glued the tips of my thumb and forefinger together..Wasn't all bad though..It was so much easier to make the A-Ok sign. ;p~~~  |
Date: 11/14/2003 12:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 30986
I plead the 5th!  |
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Date: 11/14/2003 12:14:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54987
ButterflyDee I'm not supposed to answer your question correctly because then I wouldn't qualify. Think about it though... a clue... "What's a merit?" Kelly! That was very brave and honest of you to admit such I & D thing to do. You get a merit for that. |
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Date: 11/14/2003 12:17:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54987
Rosure I'm surprised at you! In Italy that would have been a very rude sign ... which is another reason to be glad you're American. |
Date: 11/14/2003 12:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 48809
Oh what fun Koolade... I believe I can just fit right in here! lol. A long time ago I worked in a drive in restaurant.One saturday night a man came inside and ordered about 15 hamburgers. He said that several couples were playing cards at his house and they had got hungry. So he told me what each one wanted and I duly wrote it down and put 15 hamburgers on the grill. While they were frying I fixed each sandwich like he told me put the top bun on and wrapped them up . He paid for them and went out the door ! A few minutes later I happened to look at the grill and it was then that I noticed his hamburgers were still frying and he had left with only a large bag full of buns! lol. I was just horrified and knew he would be back to get his hamburgers and wondered what to tell him! lol. When he came in , the poor man was nearly hysterical with laughing so hard. He said that this was so funny and really lit up an otherwise dull saturday night! I don't think my face has ever been redder though!  |
Date: 11/14/2003 12:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 25756
Okay, you just reminded me of this.  Well, last year around X-mas time, I was over at my neighbor's house to babysit. They're Jewish, but I kind of forgot. Anyway, as I left the house to go home after I was done babysitting, they yell to me "Merry Christmas!" So I yell back to them "Merry Christmas to you too!" Right before I forgot that they were Jewish and don't celebrate Christmas!! Gosh, what a dummy! Lol...wanna know my worst embarrassing moment? Go here: http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm167783.html. Wow, even now thinking back on that it is still my most embarrassing moment. And while you're at it, here's another (Lol, I'm being so lazy not writing it all out here lol!): http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm317260.html  |
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Date: 11/14/2003 12:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 25756
I should get *3* merits for admitting all this! :-D |
Date: 11/14/2003 12:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
I must be ignorant and dumb because I can read this post. I guess that makes me literate too, eh? I once broke my nose by flying into my 6 yr. old's head (well he was 3 at the time). I was playing the role of "SuperMom" and took flight over his bed to plant a kiss on his forhead...confused by my motives, he rose from his pillow to meet me half-way. Hence, the sound in my head of potato chips crunching as my nose met his forehead head-on!! I don't know if that was ignorant or not, but it sure hurt   |
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Date: 11/14/2003 1:56:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54987
OK you twisted my arm... you get 3 merits... however you get 2 demerits for being too lazy to tell us the stories.... this post is for the ignorant and dumb... I didn't say lazy. Okay... one merit for mentioning Jewish people! Posey your experience wasn't really ignorant.... dumb, but not ignorant. But you can have a merit anyway because I love gray haired old ladies. Hugs. Spacecase... like Posey you were dumb but not ignorant, but your son gets a merit. |
Date: 11/14/2003 2:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 34487
Hmmm...I've done too many dumb things to single out one example....guess I'm just "TOO human" in many ways. ;o)  |
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Date: 11/14/2003 3:05:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54987
You Choose I'm sure you can put us all to shame with your I&D experiences. You get 2 merits for admitting you've done a lot, but a demerit for not telling us about a really juicy one. |
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Date: 11/14/2003 3:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 58334
Ah, finally remember something! I went to my friends birthday party and a lot of her family are German, such as her grandmother, who happened to visit from germany where she is living. Well I went up to my friends grandmother, trying to impress her with my german. I was going to say "Glad you could make it! How is living in germany?!" but instead I mixed up my german and said "Why are you here? I don't like germans!" I don't know how I could've done that, those two sentences are nothing alike!!! Maybe perhaps because I taught myself. Let's just say I had a lot of explainging to do |
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Date: 11/14/2003 3:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 34487
I don't know about "putting everyone to shame" but I'll definitely admit to having done them. |
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Date: 11/14/2003 3:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 3125
LOL Koolade..Is the A-OK really a rude sign in Italy? |
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Date: 11/14/2003 3:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 3125
Koolade, C'mon.. Admit it..You have You Choose and I both beat! :P~~ |
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Date: 11/14/2003 4:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 34487
LOL@ Rusure's comment... |
Date: 11/14/2003 4:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 36901
My hubby is gonna kill me, but I'll tell a story about him saying something extremely ignorant. One day his brother and nephew were visiting us. His nephew had gotten his front teeth capped a few days earlier. While we were eating dinner, my husband looks at him and says "Oh wow! How in the heck did he grow silver teeth"??? His brother and I started laughing so hard we spit food all over the table. I still can't believe he said something that dumb.  |
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Date: 11/14/2003 4:54:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54987
Nimiwae thanks for returning with your incredibly ignorant experience. You get 5 whole merits! 1 for coming back, 2 for telling us the story, 1 for fulfilling both the ignorant and the dumb aspect of the post, and 1 because it was racially ignorant. Well done Miniwae you stand head and shoulders above us all. I come a close second because mine was religiously as well as racially ignorant, and AgentQ for saying "Merry Christmas" to a Jew. Rosure and You Choose each get an extra merit for coming back... however Rosure loses one because he wasn't in Italy when he made the a-ok sign, and You Choose loses hers because she had the audacity to return without an ignorant confession. Come to think of it that is ignorant!! So ok You Choose gets her merit back. Kilo's Angel that was dumb, but unfortunately not ignorant I'm afraid. Now if your husband had said, "Don't you think its about time you had your teeth fixed?" that would have qualified you for 2 merits. You get one for trying. |
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Date: 11/14/2003 5:05:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54987
I gain an extra 10 merits because I was ignorant enough to refer to Rosure as a man when I know darn fine that he's a woman .... and a very fine one at that. |
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Date: 11/14/2003 5:06:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54987
I won't apologise Rosure because that would disqualify me from being ignorant. |
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Date: 11/14/2003 5:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 58334
Very ignorant indeed Koolade! lol :-) Told ya I'd post if I remembered. It was quite an experience. Everyone got quite around me when I said that too. Who knew one day I would accomplish the task of offending Germans! |
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Date: 11/14/2003 5:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 58334
Ooo wait! I just remember another of my ignorant and dumb moments...I was in a grocery store a few weeks back and I had never been there before and I was looking for their chip section. Well, I seen one of the workers but they had thier back turned to be because there were stocking shelves. I tapped them on the shoulder and said "Excuse miss, can you tell me where to find the chips?" Needless to say 'she' turned around and it was a guy! I got thrown off because he had long hair and was wearing a unisex uniform. Stupid me! |
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Date: 11/14/2003 5:52:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54987
Nimiwae are you on a roll? The maximum number of merits you can earn is 5 and you've already earned them with your first story. Now you've already said yourself that your last story was stupid, so I must take a demerit away because stupid is a lot worse than dumb. However, I must award it to you again because you offended a man's sexuality and that is pure ignorance... well done! |
Date: 12/5/2003 2:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 57232
Oh this is horrible, and yes I did it! Someone told me that to have a very nice shiny healthy feeling hair I should first wash my hair w/ beer, and I did that and it did feel good, but to top it off, get out of the shower or bath and saturate your hair with mayonnaise, and to do good for your face put oatmeal on it. So there was some quaker oats in a canister that hasn't been touched in years! (I'm not talking about the packets, but this is in a big canister) and in a bowl I put some water into it and gave it a big mix and put mayonnaise in my hair. I'm laying down and applied the oatmeal mixture when after about half a minute I started to itch really really bad! There were little bitty bugs in the oatmeal! And that mayo stunk so bad! So that was quite dumb! But I think I will try just the beer alone sometime, b/c my hair did feel good but that scary feeling of those bugs on me and that unforgettable smell of the mayo.  |
Date: 12/5/2003 6:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 22275
i cussed out a nun on halloween... i thought she was in a costume when she tripped em and made me fall...  |
Date: 12/6/2003 7:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 16671
LOL LOL, HOW did I miss this post? Must have been to smart to enter it until now. LET see, as soon as I can think of something dumb I did, ,I'll write it here. NOT that I havent did anything dumb, just havent had enough coffee for this feeble mind to think right.  |
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Date: 12/6/2003 7:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 16671
LOL at rusure, the a ok sign huh? LOL LOL, always see the silver lining in the cloud, ROLFLMAO. |
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Date: 12/6/2003 9:50:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54987
Better late than never FB and you're no better than any of us in the I & D department. So come on out with it! I will award you a discretionary merit for being too dumb to notice this exciting and fun post. If there is anyone else out there who would like to confess... I will be your priest.... (well only in the sense of listening to your confession ... snort). Oooooh was that ignorant? Nah...just funny. |
Date: 1/4/2004 2:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 42568
I usually do things daily. For some reason I can't sit on a chair and not fall off of it 50% of the time and I run into a lot of walls and trip over things. Whenever I go on dates, I cannot drink anything or it ends up on my shirt. Call me crazy - and I'll just agree with you.   |
