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Date: 10/21/2003 10:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 58809
"Hey baby are your feet tired...'cause you've been running around in my head ALL day girl!" : hudders:: Horrible...just...bad. -DevilsRoad-  |
Date: 10/21/2003 10:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
...plenty...but hardly G-Rated...  |
Date: 10/21/2003 10:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 19625
"Do You Believe in Love at First Site, or should I walk by again" that's such a no-no, lol, soooo cheesy. I've seen people try this one people, lol, Needless to say, they were Shot-Down. lol. Erin-  |
Date: 10/21/2003 10:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
Hey I've lost my phone number can I borrow yours!  |
Date: 10/21/2003 10:06:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
LOL Agent Smith I can only imagine...are those you used or had used on you?  |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
Okay, here are some G-Rated ones that I've heard, which I thought were rather funny: "Someone call Heaven! One of their Angels has escaped!" ... "Hey, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again" ... "This place is so noisy, stuffy and crowded...how about we go back to my place...its noisy, stuffy and crowded too...but at least the drinks are free" ...Peace, |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:09:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
Thats cute Kurt....it may make me laugh which if a guy can make me laugh he is halfway there |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
I like teh first one Agent SMith...kind of corny but sweet depending on the person saying it that is |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven. Your mum's a thief coz she stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes. |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
sorry lamp shade! |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
Do you know that your dress is colour coordinated with my lap shade! |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
...and I don't use pick-up lines *coughLIARcough*...though have had some shockers used on me. Oh chick recently walked up to me and said "Hi, my names Belinda, but to make things simplier for later you can call me Oh God Yes" *opps, thats not totally G-Rated huh* |
Date: 10/21/2003 10:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 35160
i heard 1 tonight, but i dont think i can put it here. lmao. kinda naughty, but it was so original that i lmao. lol.  |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:13:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
LOL @ Kurt |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:14:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
OMG Agent Smith that one was gooood...LMAO |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me! |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
I'm sorry I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.lol. |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bedrock! |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
...and you make the perfect point Jessica...its all about the delivery. Okay, yeah, so I'll admit to using some pick-up lines now and then...but they aren't 'pick-up lines' as such, just ice-breakers...if you deliver them with cheeky humour rather than an air of 'sleaze', they tend to get a good reaction...get them to laugh and conversation follows and flows a lot easier... |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
I may be kiwi but I'm not all that BaaaaaaaaaaaaaaD! Sorry Mate I couldn't help it!lol. |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
Hi my name's Troy McClure you may remember me from such fun filled romps as tonight! |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 60992
YOu can tell that Agent Smith has had alot of experience..lol.. I'll never be taken by a pick up line.. No Thanks..lol. -des  |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:19:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
Ok now I am cracking up ver that Fred Flintstone one... |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:20:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
I have had some guys use the cheesiest lines...the infamous what is nice girl like you doing in a place like this? oh and of course dont I know you??? LOL |
Date: 10/21/2003 10:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
kurt stole the one I was gonna say :'(  |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
Hi do you kiss on first dates (tamed down a bit for Pg13-) Do you have a friend that does! |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
Just thought of another...I was at this street party in downtown Orlando and this guy walked up to me and said something like OMG i must be in heaven cause I see an angel...Only thing is I was with my husband and he wanted to beat the crap out of this guy... |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 60992
Kurt those are funny!!..lol. -des |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
I suppose a kiss (again tamed down) is outta the question. |
Date: 10/21/2003 10:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 20956
this one made me laugh ~ my ex came up to me at a party dipped his finger in his drink and flick it on me and then flicked it on him and said "How about we get out of these wet clothes?" ... lmao made me crack up laughing!!   |
Date: 10/21/2003 10:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 16155
Lol, I got one today! This lil hoodlum...ok not little...but w/e. Came up to me and goes "GRRRowl! You look hott" So then I gave him the finger and he was all like "Yea I know you want me!" Ugh...some guys are such pigs  |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
Hi I'm going to tell my mates what we did tomorrow so you may as make it the truth! |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:26:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
Kurt LMAO OMG OMG |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
Sun ANgel that wouldda cracked me up...I used to love Will Smith in Fresh Prince cause he had some good ones |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
Kurt did you actually use any of these or just heard them? |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
Didn't I see you in Playboy, oh sorry my mistake I saw you changing through your bathroom window! |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
I've used the "sorry I didn't recognise you with your clothes on". That worked.lol. |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
eh one my friend made a joke out of (long story) a guy walks up to a girl (or vice versa) eyes him/her and says 'so....are we gonna do this or what?' heh |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
...okay...heres one I've used...its an ice-breaker, again its all in the delivery...you have to do it semi-shy, semi-serious and slightly humorously: "Ummm hi, I've been trying to pluck up the courage to come over and speak to you for some time now...but you see, I have this little problem, whenever I try to speak with a lady as stunning as yourself...well...backwards talking start I. *I start to look all embarrased* Embarrasing totally its. *shake my head in dismay* Conversation of flow the ruins completely. *looking up meekly* Smile your is cure only the." Hahaha...she smiled, said "Wow...thats a good intro...so whats your name" *lol* |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:33:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
LMAO Agent SMith that would probably work I am laughing at all of these |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
LOL @ as |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
...oh...it worked... |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
Hi you look upset, I've got something that will cheer you up! |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
Will you marry me? no! Why? Oh so your not ready for that sort of commitment? Well then how about just one night? |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
My fiancee actually just came up to me and asked me if I was alright because I was upset about breaking up with my ex-girfriend. I told her my cousin was the lead singer of a famous aussie band so it worked out well! |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:41:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
LOL @ Kurtvedder do you have a book or something??? Or are these just ones you are making up? |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
OMG OMG OMG OMG That is a good one |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
I actually got some of these sent to me via e-mail and some I've either used or have heard. The really corny ones are ones that ahev been used ad nauseaum. |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
Ohhhh I reallyhate it when my comments move around...that was to the one up there ^^^^"Will you marry me? no! Why? Oh so your not ready for that sort of commitment? Well then how about just one night?" |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:47:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
thats cute |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:48:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
Anotehr cute one |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:49:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
LOL dont know how that one could not workI would be laughing to hard to say no |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
Be unique and different, say yes. |
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Date: 10/21/2003 10:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
I just found a great site the url is http://linesthataregood.com/ |
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Date: 10/21/2003 11:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
...yet another...again its all in the delivery: Once I was sitting next to a nice lady, wanted to strike up some conversation, there had been numerous guys trying 'lines' on her for some time...all of them had been delivered rather brashly and some verging on sleaze. So...I leant a little bit towards her and said "Don't you hate that?" ...she was like "Hate what?" "you know...guys...who approach you with sleazy innuendo and cheap pick-up lines as if thats gonna work...ahhh man" *shakes head in disbelief* she replies "Yeah, it kinda gets a bit annoying after a while *still not really paying me any attention*" *still not really looking at her, but nodding my head in agreement* "True...it guess it would, I'd hate that, like why can't they just leave a lady in peace to have a quiet drink without trying something on her" *she starts to show an interest, maybe out of surprise someone would understand that* "True...you're totally right" "Its just disrespectfully" I reply...she replies "Totally...theres no way I'd even talk to some guy like that let alone *censored for G-Rating*" *shes facing me now* "Oh hey *turns and faces her* sorry for being rude...my names is...... by the way *offers hand to shake*" *she shakes my hand and gives me her name*: We had a good chat...she even told me she suspected my introduction was a pick-up line...though a good non-sleazy one |
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Date: 10/21/2003 11:01:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
I bookmarked it so I can read them later |
Date: 10/21/2003 11:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 62275
This one is sooooo bad........"I like dat ghetto booty. Why dont we take it back to my crib, and show you what the ghetto is really like." (sooo not being racist, it was just the worst pick up line ever). ~*Firefly*~  |
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Date: 10/21/2003 11:18:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
Agent Smith I think that actually works better on most women |
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Date: 10/22/2003 12:19:00 AM
From Authorid: 62275
This one is sooooo bad........"I like dat ghetto booty. Why dont we take it back to my crib, and show you what the ghetto is really like." (sooo not being racist, it was just the worst pick up line ever). ~*Firefly*~ |
Date: 10/22/2003 1:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 7672
I lost my number, can I have yours ?  |
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Date: 10/22/2003 1:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 26598
heres one I had read, the watitress asks the guy what he'll have? The guy asks if he could have anything on the menu? She said yes, and the Guy puts the menu on the floor and said to her" if you stand on it I'll have you?" When I read this, it sounded like what a trucker would do at a truck stop.  |
Date: 10/22/2003 4:15:00 AM
From Authorid: 53054
lolz i really enjoyed reading all the comments and this post *hugz* very interestig lolz....sorry i have never used a pick up line, nor has anyone ever used one on me! ahhh! lolz *hugz*  |
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Date: 10/22/2003 4:33:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
OMG Pale Knight that one was horrible...I hope nobody ever fell for it |
Date: 10/22/2003 4:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 44321
I was told once that I must look good in bed..what kind of line is that ? LOL  |
| Date: 10/22/2003 5:38:00 AM ( Admin-FA ) "Your lucky I have a wife." |
| Date: 10/22/2003 5:39:00 AM ( Admin-FA ) Agent Smith PMs me with his pick up lines all the time, :O |
| Date: 10/23/2003 7:19:00 AM From Authorid: 62410 The worst (but admittedly funny) line anyone ever used on me was an ex-fiancee. The first time he called me he said "you must be tired." I said "why would I be tired?" He said "because, baby, you've been running through my mind all week." |
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Date: 11/1/2003 5:36:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 53900
ok last night I noticed this guy looking at me in the mall...I was walking to the escalator and he was in front of me. He kept turning around and looking at me til I got really close to him. He said something like "I was thinking to myself that someone as cute as you could not possibly be following me...come here and let me shake your hand" I ignore him cause my husband was coming to pick me up and there was no way if he was there already I wanted to say anything even if it was just to say I have a man...I think I hurt teh guys feelings but I think that would have been better then dealing with teh scene it would have caused if he had seen me talking to that guy |
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