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PARENTS SAY STUPID THINGS----KURTVEDDER

  Author:  45630  Category:(Discussion) Created:(10/21/2003 8:27:00 PM)
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How many times have our parents ever said something that was completely stupid, like for example, "Wear clean underwear just incase you get in an accident". I can tell you now that if I was a 5 year old and I was just about to get into a car accident the first thing I would do would be to soil my pants hence rendering the whole process void. And another thing, how many times did you ever get in trouble for saying something like, "I was tired" just to hear your parents say, "I'll give you tired". What does that mean. Do parents lose their brains when they give birth or what? Please discuss this?

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Date: 10/21/2003 8:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 60052    My parents told me the following "Having children drives you crazy and literally leads to brain damage" lol  
Date: 10/21/2003 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    I remember when I was like 18 I was interested in a guy who was like 22....mom told me 'don't you dare! he's too old!'....I'd say a month or so later she's talking to me and trying to play matchmaker with me and one of dads co-workers....wanna guess how old he was? Oh about 28 yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah and 22 was too old for me LOL  
Date: 10/21/2003 8:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 51587    lol people go nuts when they have kids...and i'm not kidding....they say werid stuff or they do werid stuff about kids and all of that *huggs*  
Date: 10/21/2003 8:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 51587    lol that just did not make sence to me..haha *huggs*  
Date: 10/21/2003 8:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 19625    I remember I used to ask a lot of why questions and this is the answer I always got "Just to make you ask why" I never understood that, why would anyone do something for the soul purpose of makeing other people ask why? And when you don't eat all your food and your parents say "Starving people in China would be happy to have that!" Well then why don't you give it to them, eh? LOL, sorry, I'm rambleing a bit. Erin-  
Date: 10/21/2003 9:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    Hi, Kurtvedder, they are only saying what their parents have said to them as kids, it's passed down for generation to generation. Lol. Great big hugs. Take care.  
Date: 10/21/2003 9:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 53900    LMAO...I dont know I have said things like that before  
Date: 10/21/2003 9:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 53900    You ought to hear me talk to my kids I will be talking to one and say not only all three of their names but most of my neices and nephews and my best friends kids names before I get the right one...LMAO  
Date: 10/21/2003 10:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 60992    KURT!!..This is my venting..TY!!..My mother tells me not to be rude in any tone to her but yet, but see it's ok for them to be rude and yell at me. She also says not to yell, or say what ever. Yet she hads w/e into her sentences but she yells and yells and yells some more. She drives me nuts. I lie so I don't have tot ell her stuff sos he won't get all worked up and start yelling. I almost started crying in math today cuz I ahd to tell her someone stole my inhaler. Yes stole I did not lose, someone in my gym class stole it. I ahve a good idea too. And It was my emergency one. So if I had an asthma attack after they stole it I would a been dead thanks to them. But you see my mom did get all worked up about it after half the time she TELLS me NOT to get worked up about things and she's like on the phone "What Do you mean Stolen" I'm like what do you think.. I havn't even told her what I got in math which is 52.2 she cna wait till report cards cuz I coulda started crying and I would have and then they'd force me to practice math even tho it's not the problem it's jsut finishing it I have a problem. Gives me so much math..*sigh*.. I'm Done..
But the result for all of this.. Somewhere along the line I'm gonna end up needing a theruptist one of these days.
-des
  
Date: 10/21/2003 10:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 58809    LoL. Hmm,perhaps parents "lose thier brans when they give birth." That would explain a lot actually... -DevilsRoad-  
Date: 10/21/2003 10:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    yeah they say to wear clean underwear incase ur in a accident. but 9 times out of 10. u mess ur pants when ur in a accident. so whats the point,lol.  
Date: 10/21/2003 10:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    lol ... too true KV!  
Date: 10/22/2003 12:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    AWWWWWWWW WE DO NOT Kurt...LOL!!!wait till you're one yourself...LOL!!! cheers  
Date: 10/22/2003 4:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 53054    Lolz..yeha my parents prob say stuff like that...maybe i shoudl start to take some notice *hugz* lolz  
Date: 10/22/2003 4:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 44321    I used to hear I'll give you something to cry about LOL I too used to hear the wear clean underpants speech Kids have you so frazzled all kinds of fun stuff comes out of our mouths :P  
Date: 10/22/2003 9:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 53284    I'm pretty much convinced that having kids causes brain damage. As an experience parent, I can assure you that my kids think I'm mentally deficient. That's just the way it is.  
Date: 10/22/2003 10:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 18527    Wait till you have kids Kurt, then we can laugh!  
Date: 10/22/2003 12:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 40145    I am a parent to 3 yrs old boy, well Josh is his daddy and Tyler's his name. alot of times when he gets in trouble, or something I would yell out at hime "Josh, stop that. Josh, get yoour butt back here.." etc and my son would say " Mommy, I am NOT Josh! I AM Tyler, no Josh, Josh's daddy and Tyleris me" he acts like I am stupid lol.. I felt so stupid after that but its kinda funny.. but really, not sure what I have said things that is stupid yet,, ill have to think of some things what my parents says, only one that mom used to say if I break dishes or accidently broke mirrors, i would have bad luck,, yea right lol  

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