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= = = My aunt died this past January = = = WOODEN NICKEL

  Author:  27583  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(10/21/2003 7:33:00 PM)
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My aunt died this past January. Citibank billed her in February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 and now was somewhere around $60.00. I placed the following phone call to Citibank:

Me: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January."

Citibank: "The account was never closed so the late fees and charges still apply."

Me: "Maybe you should turn it over to collections."

CB: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been."

Me: "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"

CB: "Either report her account to the frauds division, or report her to the Credit Bureau. Maybe both!"

Me: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"

CB: "Excuse me?"

Me: "Did you just get what I was telling you ... about her being dead?"

CB: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor." (Supervisor gets on the phone)

Me: ''I'm calling to tell you she died in January."

CB Supervisor: "The account was never closed, so the late fees and charges still apply."

Me: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"

CB Supervisor: <hesitates> "Are you her lawyer?"

Me: "No, I'm her great nephew." I then supplied all the information about my aunt's attorney.

CB Supervisor: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"

Me: "Sure." I send the fax.

After they receive the fax: CB Supervisor: "Our system just isn't set up for death."

Me: "Oh ..."

CB Supervisor: "I don't know what more I can do to help ..."

Me: "Well, if you figure it out, great. If not, you could just keep on billing her, I suppose. I don't really think she'll care ..."

CB Supervisor: "Well, the late fees and charges *do* still apply."

Me: "'Would you like her new billing address?"

CB Supervisor: "That might help."

I gave the cemetery address and her plot number.

CB Supervisor: "Sir, that's a cemetery."

Me: "Really? What do you do with dead people on your planet?"

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Date: 10/21/2003 7:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 51393    This is truly sad how system work nowadays..Funny atthe same time how stupid they can get..You spoke just the right words..Hopefully it registeres in their tiny brain someday..Sorry to hear about you're loss...Condolence to you're loved one Wooden Nickel..Much love and hugs to you...  
Date: 10/21/2003 10:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 60992    Wooden Nickel was afraid to read this..lol.. This is sad but agree with Diana. Funny at the same time..
-des
  
Date: 10/21/2003 10:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 60992    And I'm sorry about your loss.. It's a bit wierd that those people don't get it..
-des
  
Date: 10/22/2003 5:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    Woody I am so sorry for your loss and I can't believe how geedy some people can be. I hope you will get this problem solved soon Great big hugs. Take care.  
Date: 10/22/2003 5:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 53054    this was a good read...i am sorry about your loss, but some people jsut dont reliese that they can no longer scab money of people when they are no longer on this earth...but hey they havent yet reliesed this! *hugz* sorry about your loss, but like diana said you did say all the right words! *hugz* keep smiling  
Date: 10/22/2003 7:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 3648    So sorry about the loss of your aunt WN....what you said was exactly right. It's so sad how things work nowaday. I don't really understand how a balance of 0 can have late charges etc put upon it when there is no blance, nothing owed. If nothing is owed then nothing can be paid... no payment to make. So I don't see how the company can do that....  
Date: 10/22/2003 8:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    I'm so sorry for your loss...this seems to be a very money hungry world - some ppl are so stupid.  
Date: 10/23/2003 4:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    much love and hugs to you hun for your loss, its unbelievable how the system doesnt allow for death....big hugzzz  

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