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Fun replies to insults!

  Author:  62246  Category:(Discussion) Created:(10/21/2003 7:01:00 PM)
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Here's some things I always say!

They say: "Get a life." I say: "I would, but, you see, the problem is, that in order to get a life you have to have one to trade. And they won't let me give them mine in exchange, because they say it doesn't count. Can I have yours?"

They say: "Your weird/strange/crazy/insane/dumb/etc." I say: "Thank you for that compliment on my individuality!"

Someone keeps annoyingly repeating something. I say: "Would you please stop? Everytime you say that, the voices in my head repeat it, and I need some peace in quiet up there right now, to solve an arguement between 2 of my personalities!"

They say: "Why are you so annoying/wierd/evil/etc.?" I say: "I got it from you!"

I have more that I say, but I can't remember them at the moment. The reason is, is that I usually come up with these on the spot.

If you can't laugh at yourself, what can you laugh at? Laugh at anything else, and you're a hypocrite! <- I made that up! :)

What are some things that you guys say?



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Date: 10/21/2003 7:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 57830    they say: you suck! i say: yeah i do hahaha *(i am just kidding by the way, but i find it hilarious to use as a reply...)  
Date: 10/21/2003 7:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 1225    I look em right in the eye and burst out laughing. I won't tell them what I'm laughing at until they ask (and they will if you keep laughing and looking at them) and when they do ask, stop laughing, look at them funny, and ask if they're kidding. "You're kidding, right? You don't get it? Oh, my Gosh!" and start laughing even harder at them.  
Date: 10/21/2003 7:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62246    Lol, thanks for the reply!  
Date: 10/21/2003 7:24:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62246    Lol @ 1225! That sounds evil, yet fun.   
Date: 10/21/2003 7:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 1225    lol sandy. I say that too sometimes.  
Date: 10/21/2003 8:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    there's a song that a couple of guys called Lano and Woodley wrote that goes like this, "I was at the newsagent reading the newspaper when the owner said, 'hey do you think this is a library' and in the middle of the night a comeback came to me, 'ssssh'".  
Date: 10/21/2003 8:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 19625    LOL, everytime someone says "You Suck" to one of my friends, he says "Only On Weekends" or "Just until I get a real job" or something like that. I find it quite humerous. Erin-  
Date: 10/21/2003 8:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 51587    lol i get called werid by my mom all the time.and i'm like i get it from yuo then...or i will do something and everyone is like where did you ge that from..'m like parents? or if i get called and b or evil, or whatever like tha i'm like thanx so much, i will take that has an compument. lol and i have others.but i can't think of them now *huggs*  
Date: 10/21/2003 9:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 51587    lol ya and on the you suck part when i get told..i'm like and how would you know? lmao that gets ppl all the time. haha *huggs*  
Date: 10/21/2003 10:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 58809    Hmm, when they tell me "Gosh, you are so (fill in 'insult' here)" ...I just smile and say thank you, or thank you, I learn from the best and wink at them. Or when they tell me to *be quiet*, I say something like..okay..I'll *be quiet*when you *become quiet* , which isn't likely to happen anytime soon, now is it bigmouth? lol. Eh, you have to be there. -DevilsRoad-  
Date: 10/22/2003 3:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 53054    lolz..i am so bad at these type of things lolz...it takes me like 10 minutes to think up a good comeback, and by then the 10 secound rule has been broken by like heaps *hugz*  
Date: 10/22/2003 6:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62246    Well, your replies were all funny, Lil Leppy, I know how you feel!  

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