Halloween one-liners..~Super Princess~

Q. In what room of the house would you never find a ghost? A. The living room.

Q. What do Skeletons say before eating? A. Bone Appetite.

Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a dwarf? A. A monster that sucks blood out of kneecaps!!!

Q. What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? A. Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.

Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? A. Dayscare Centers.

Q.Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? A. He was caught drinking on the job.

Q. What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom? A. She flies off the handle.

Q. Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? A. Women can see right through them.

Q. What's a ghoul's favorite game? A. Hide-And-Go-Shriek!

Q. How does a ghost celebrate New Year's Eve? A. He paints the town dead!

Q.Why aren't there any famous skeletons? A. They're a bunch of no bodies.

Q. What is in the red blood cells of monsters? A. Hemogoblin !!!

A. What do you use to repair a Jack O' Lantern? A. A pumpkin patch.

Q. What kind of music do Mummies listen to? A. Wrap

Q. Do witches stay home on weekends? A. No. They go away for a spell.

Q. What do you call a monster that has been locked in a freezer all night? A> A cool ghoul!

Q. What do you call a guy turned on by a witch? A. Scared stiff.

Q. Why didn't Dracula get married? A. He never met a nice Ghoul!

Q. How do you help chickens that are possessed by evil spirits? A. Get an "eggsorcist" !

Q. How can you tell that Doctor Frankenstein had a good sense of humor? A. Because he kept his monster in stitches.

Q. What do you get when you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter? A. Pumpkin Pi

Q. What are a vampire's favourite snacks? A. Adam's apples and nectarines.

Q. What is a zombie's favourite dessert? A. Ladyfingers.

Q. What do ghosts enjoy for lunch? A. Boologna sandwiches, peanutbooter cookies & a salad with boocheese dressing.

Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have? A: A Bloodhound!

Q: Where did they put Dracula when he was arrested? A: In a red bloodcell! =

Q: What is Dracula's favorite holiday? A: Fangsgiving! =

Q: What do you give a vampire with a cold? A: Coffin Drops!

Q: Why did the vampire quit the baseball team? A: They would only let him be BAT boy!

Q: Why don't witches wear panties? A: So that they can get a good grip on the broom...

Q: Why do ghosts write in Latin? A: It's a dead language.

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